One-liners

By admin
24 April 2014

What do you call a girl with only one leg? -ilene

What do you call a man with no legs or arms on your front porch? -Matt

What do you call a man with no legs or arms that is in your pool? -Bob

Why did the fish get kicked out of school? -he was caught with seaweed

A man got in fight with his wife when she asked what was on TV and he said dust.

Boys are like parking spaces, the good ones are always taken.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it naked or homeless?

Why was the energizer bunny arrested? It was charged with battery

R. NAIDOO, EMAIL

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