Out for a duck

By admin
14 October 2014

A circus owner walks into a bar and finds everyone gathered around a table...

A circus owner walks into a bar and finds everyone gathered around a table.

On the table is a duck tap-dancing on an upturned flowerpot.

The circus owner is so impressed he immediately buys the duck and the pot for R10 000.

The Dancing Duck is advertised as the circus’ new attraction and the big top is packed for its first performance – but, to everyone’s disappointment, it doesn't dance a single step.

The angry circus owner goes back to the bar to seek out the man who’d sold him the duck.

“That duck is a fraud,” the circus owner rages. “He hasn't danced a step for me!”

“That’s odd,” the guy says. “Did you remember to light the candle under the flowerpot?”

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