Pecking order

By admin
09 August 2014

A preacher dies and goes to heaven, where he discovers...

A preacher dies and goes to heaven, where

he discovers a New York taxi driver had been

awarded a higher place than he.

“I don’t understand it,” he complains to St

Peter. “I devoted my entire life to my congregation

and now I’m placed below a taxi driver.”

“Our policy here in heaven is to reward

results,” St Peter explains. “Was your congregation

well-attuned to you whenever you

gave a sermon?”

“Well,” the minister admits, “people would

fell asleep from time to time.”

“Exactly,” St Peter says. “The people in this

man’s taxi not only stayed awake but also

prayed throughout the journey!”

DM LOWE, BLOEMFONTEIN

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