Ponderisms

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19 August 2014

I used to eat a lot of natural foods. That was until ...

I used to eat a lot of natural foods. That was until I learnt most people die of natural causes.

Don’t take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

In the ’60s people took LSD to make the world seem weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it seem more normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire but it can take a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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