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19 November 2014

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference...

  •  The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
  •  I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
  •  She was only a whisky-maker but he loved her still.
  •  The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
  •  No matter how much you push the envelope it will still be stationery.
  •  A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was fined for littering.
  •  Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
  •  The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
  •  A backward poet writes inverse.
  •  Don’t join dangerous cults; practise safe sects.

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