Punny jokes

By admin
12 January 2014

Start the week with a giggle with these fun puns.

Someone who jumps off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu means the same mustard as before.

Practise safe eating – always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

What’s the definition of a will? It’s a dead giveaway.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

You’re stuck with debt if you can’t budge it.

C REYNOLDS, E-MAIL

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