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28 October 2014

Did you hear about the Scotsman who was run over by a brewery truck? ..

  •  Did you hear about the Scotsman who was run over by a brewery truck? It was the onlytime the drinks were on him.
  •  What do you call a pig running around naked? Streaky bacon.
  •  What did the school tie say to the cap? “You go on a head while I hang around.”
  •  If 20 rabbits line up in a row and take one step back, what do you get? A receding hareline.
  •  What should you feed a hungry computer? Chips, one byte at a time.
  •  What do you call a spaceship that drips water? A crying saucer.
  •  What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.
  •  What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt? “You’re shocking!”
  •  What was the Tsar of Russia’s favourite fish? Tsardines.
  •  Did you hear about the leopard that took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.

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