Quick ones

By admin
23 March 2014

How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? Hip-pop.

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long.

What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? You look a little pail.

What did one shark say to the other shark while eating clownfish? This tastes funny.

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