Quickies

By admin
01 May 2014

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

The dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.

How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!

What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.

How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.

The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.

RYAN FICK, EMAIL

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