Quickies

By admin
21 April 2014

The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I fart in my sleep.

Relationships are like sharing a book; it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.

When the past calls, let it go to voice mail, it's got nothing new to say.

New research reported that men enjoy snuggling. A second study showed that men will say anything to get a researcher into bed.

If you cry every day in your relationship - sit down, take a deep breath and ask yourself, “Am I dating a Human or an Onion?"

Government employees are like sperms, only 1 in a million works!

EUGENE & LESNA, EMAIL

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