Quickies

By admin
28 June 2014

What do you get when an elephant sits on your friend? Tap here for the punchline.

What do you get when an elephant sits on your friend? A flat mate.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did the surfer stop surfing? Because the sea weed.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants.

What’s the difference between an elephant and a matterbaby?

What’s a matterbaby?

Nothing, but thanks for asking.

When does B come after U? When u take its honey.

What’s green, sits in a corner and cries? The incredible sulk.

What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.

What do devils drink? Demonade.

WESLEY BURGER, EMAIL

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