Quickies

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18 August 2014

Pessimist: “This can’t get any worse!”

Optimist: “Yes, it can!”

Why is the girl staring at the container of orange juice?

Because it says “concentrate”.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?

He’s alright now.

What’s the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

The cannibal arrives late for dinner. “Hey,you don’t have to give me the cold shoulder!”he tells his wife.

Cannibal husband: “I don’t like your mother.”

Cannibal wife: “Try the potatoes.”

LOUISE NOETH, EMAIL

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