Quickies

By admin
09 November 2014

  • Why haven’t they named a street after Chuck Norris?

Because no one crosses Chuck and lives.

  • My wife says camping is a tradition in her family.

Well, it was a tradition in everyone’s family until the invention of the house.

  •  A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes.

Ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!

  •  I have CDO.

It’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.

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