Say that again? They named their baby W-H-A-T?

By admin
01 July 2013

Sometimes we’re left scratching our heads about the weird and wonderful names some celebs bestow on their offspring.

Surely we’ve all had that reaction at least once to a baby named in Celebville? If not, then Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s newborn baby, North, ought to at least have triggered a response.

Little North West is not the first child to have a somewhat unusual name. Here’s a little flashback to some of the most “out there” baby names we’ve encountered in the celebrity world, where normalcy is a tad different to what we know, and where apple is not just a fruit.

The interesting, odd and downright crazy baby name countdown . . .

10. Blue Ivy. She sounds poisonous. [Daughter of singer Beyoncé Knowles and rapper Jay-Z]

9. Zuma Nest Rock. Mmm . . . With a name like that we’d think they wanted to keep the kid hidden! [Son of singers Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale]

8. Jermajesty Jackson. That’s taking royal alliteration to another level! [Son of singer Jermaine Jackson]

7. Tallulah Belle. Sounds like a little fairy princess. But for real? [Daughter of actors Bruce Willis and Demi Moore]

6. Bear Blu Jarecki. In case we forget he’s a cuddly little boy. [Son of actress Alicia Silverstone]

5. Daisy Boo Pamela (girl), Petal Blossom Rainbow (girl), Poppy Honey Rosie (girl) and Buddy Bear Maurice (boy). They sound like characters in a children’s book. [Kids of chef and media personality Jamie Oliver]

4. Bluebell Madonna. OK, we see the inspiration with her second name. But Bluebell? Oh why?! [Daughter of singer Geri Halliwell]

3. Apple. Perhaps she grew quite fond of the fruit due to pregnancy cravings? No other reason could explain this name. [Daughter of actress Gwyneth Paltrow and singer Chris Martin]

2. Phinnaeus Walter (boy) and Hazel Patricia (girl). Need I comment on the son’s name? [Twin children of actress Julia Roberts and cameraman Danny Moder]

1. Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo. When two very attractive people have a baby, they give it a horrid name just to balance things out. Wouldn’t wanna be too perfect, right? [Son of model Heidi Klum and singer Seal]

- Faiza Mallick

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