Seen on a bumper sticker

By admin
22 October 2014

Tell me what you need and I’ll tell you how to get along without it...

  • Tell me what you need and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.
  • Needing someone is like needing a para­chute – if they’re not there the first time you need them, chances are you won’t need them again.
  • I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
  • My reality check bounced.
  • On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
  • I don’t suffer from stress, I’m a carrier.
  • Everyone is someone else’s weirdo.
  • Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

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