Selective entrance

By admin
10 May 2014

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together

at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter informed them that in order to get into

Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the

ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."

The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic."

St. Peter let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't

*really* need all the odours that this guy would bring with him,

decided to make the question a little harder, "How many people died

on the ship?"

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228,"

he answered.

"That's right! You may enter."

St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them."

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