Short and sweet

By admin
09 March 2014

“Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.”

“If I guess correctly, will you give me one?”

“If you guess right I’ll give you both.”

“Meet my new-born brother.”

“He’s so cute! What’s his name?”

“I don’t know, I can’t understand a word he says.”

When does the alphabet have only 25 letters?

At Christmas, because it’s the time of Noel.

What starts with E, ends with E and has only one letter?

An envelope.

Where do you find giant snails?

On the ends of their fingers.

What travels around the world and stays in a corner?

A stamp.

What do you call a hippie’s wife?

Mississippi.

LEON KRUGER, EMAIL

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