Tell what a guy’s like by his clothes

By admin
26 January 2014

Suss out what kind of guy your crush is by brushing up on your clothes-decoding skills.

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The Low V

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This tee is the epitome of metrosexuality and this guy is open about the fact that he spends quite a bit of time getting ready each day.

HOW TO APPROACH HIM

He’s sure to be surrounded by mates at a party or big event. Don’t be shy; tell him you rate his outfit!

The Standard Tee

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His tee is as plain as it gets: no prints and no crazy designs. It totally sums up this guy’s laidback attitude and vibe. Quiet but not snobby.

HOW TO APPROACH HIM

Don’t come across too full-on at your first meeting. He’s likely to be shy and will want to get to know you first.

No Shirt

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This screams, “I’m totally comfortable with my body!” No shirt is an indicator of his sky-high confidence.

HOW TO APPROACH HIM

DON’T pay his bod a compliment. He needs to learn to rely on his personality as much as his abs!

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Shorts

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This sporty guy wears shorts all through summer AND winter. He reckons it shows his toughness, both mentally and physically.

HOW TO APPROACH HIM

Suss out what his fave sport is, then bring it up in convo with him – he’ll be stoked.

Skinny Jeans

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Like skinnies devotee Robert Pattinson, these skin-tight jeans denote some serious ’tude. He doesn’t follow the crowd – the crowd follows him.

HOW TO APPROACH HIM

Ignore him. He’s used to girls’ attention and will notice you if you don’t fuss over him.

Baggy Jeans

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They’re a little ’90s but baggy jeans are a sign he’s a casual guy who’s comfortable with himself. He doesn’t rely on trends to feel good.

HOW TO APPROACH HIM

To get this dude’s attention simply be yourself – he can pick a fake from a mile off.

ACCESSORIES

The Straw Hat

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Inside, outside, night or day, this guy is always wearing his straw hat. He’s a practical joker and is always laughing.

HOW TO APPROACH HIM

The best way to impress him is to beat him at his own game – get him in stitches!

JEWELLERY

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Whether it’s diamond studs, woven wristbands or a gold chain, bling-wearing guys take themselves and their belongings seriously.

HOW TO APPROACH HIM

Be friendly and try and suss out if there’s more to him than just buying bling.

PIERCINGS

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He’s got piercings from head to toe but despite whatever stereotypes might spring to mind, he’s likely to be a deep thinker.

HOW TO APPROACH HIM

Discuss a good book or song lyrics with him.

SHOES

Pointy Shoes

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This guy is a major trendoid and his mature style reflects his personality.

HOW TO APPROACH HIM

Show him you’re mature too by maintaining eye contact while chatting.

Thongs

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This guy is as blokey as they come and loves hanging out with his mates.

HOW TO APPROACH HIM

Be super friendly to his pals in a group situation to show you respect his friendships.

Skate Shoes

Like his skating style this guy’s a smooth operator and knows all the right things to say.

HOW TO APPROACH HIM

Get to know him as a friend first – he’ll have to show you his sweet side that way.

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