The blonde mortician

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29 October 2014

A man who’s just died is delivered to a mortuary in a black suit. ..

A man who’s just died is delivered to a mortuary in a black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she’d like the body dressed.

The widow says she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the blonde a blank cheque and says, “I don’t care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.”

The woman returns the next day for the wake.

To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. It fits him perfectly.

“Whatever this cost, I’m very satisfied,” she tells the mortician.

“You did an excellent job and I’m very grateful. How much did you spend?”

To her astonishment the blonde hands her back the blank cheque.

“There’s no charge,” she says.

“That’s impossible!” the widow says. “I must

compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.”

“Honestly, ma’am, it cost nothing.”

You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband’s size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday,and he was wearing an attractive blue suit.

I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made difference as long as he looked nice.

“So I just switched the heads.”

LESNA SAAYMAN, EMAIL

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