The feminist

By admin
17 July 2014

A feminist gets on a bus and is disgusted when a little old man stands up to give her his seat. “Patronising old fool,” she mutter as she pushes him back down. A minute later another woman gets on and the old man rises to his feet once more... Tap here for the punchline.

A feminist gets on a bus and is disgusted when a little old man stands up to give her his seat.  “Patronising old fool,” she mutter as she pushes him back down.

A minute later another woman gets on and the old man rises to his feet once more.  “Male chauvinist pig,” seethes the feminist as she pushes him back down again.

The bus stops again, more women get on, and once more the little old man attempts to stand up.  “You’re living in the Stone Age,” hisses the feminist as she pushes him down.

“For goodness sake!” wails the little old man.  “Will you let me get off?  I’ve missed three stops already!”

 LITA SCHOON, EMAIL

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