The lawyer’s dog

By admin
05 May 2014

A lawyer’s dog, running unleashed, runs into the butcher's and steals a lovely big T bone.

The butcher goes to the lawyers office and asks if a dog stole meat from my shop, would I be able to demand payment from the dog's owner? “Of course,” replies the lawyer.

“Okay then,” says the butcher, “,it was your dog and you owe me R 58-00.” The lawyer writes a check for R58-00 and gives it to the butcher.

A few days later the butcher is opening his mail, one of the envelopes contained an invoice from the lawyer. Consultation fee, R 750-00.

MIKE HULSMAN, EMAIL

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