The ol’ cow

By admin
29 May 2014

My wife and I went to the Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said;

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR. '

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.' We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said;

'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, "WOW!! That's almost three times a week! You could learn a lot from him." We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters;

‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.’

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, "That's once a day, you could 'REALLY' learn something from this one."

I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

DENNIS GREENE, EMAIL

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