The real deal

By admin
17 November 2014

A real estate agent is driving down a country road when she spots a hand-lettered “for sale” sign outside a charming little farmhouse...

A real estate agent is driving down a country road when she spots a hand-lettered “for sale” sign outside a charming little farmhouse.

She pulls over and, in the hope of getting the seller’s business, briskly introduces herself and proceeds to cruise from room to room, opening cupboards, testing taps and pointing out where a “new light fixture here and a little paint there” would help secure a better selling price.

After she’d gone through the whole house the owner turns to her and says,“Ma’am, I appreciate your home-improvement tips but I think you read my sign wrong.

It says, ‘horse for sale’.”

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