Uncle from hell

By admin
23 February 2014

A pregnant woman is seriously injured in a car crash and falls into a deep coma. When she wakes up six months later she realises she’s no longer pregnant.

“What happened to my baby?” she demands of her doctor.

“Ma’am, you had twins!” he says. “A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”

“Oh no, not my brother,” the woman says, “he’s an idiot!” Expecting the worst she asks the doctor, “What’s the girl’s name?”

“Denise.”

“Okay, that’s not a bad name,” the new mother says. “I guess I was wrong about my brother. And what’s the boy’s name?”

“DeNephew.”

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