Vacumn cleaner demo

By admin
10 December 2014

A woman answers a knock at the door one day to find a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

“Good morning,” he says. “If I could take a few minutes of your time, I’d like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”

“Not interested! I don’t have any money,” the woman says and starts to close the door.

Quick as a flash the man wedges his foot in the door and pushes it wide open. “Don’t be too hasty about deciding,” he says. “Wait until you’ve seen my demonstration.”

And with that he empties a bucket of horse manure all over her hallway carpet.

“If this vacuum cleaner doesn’t remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, madam, I’ll personally eat the remainder.”

“Well,” she says, “I hope you have a good appetite because Eskom cut the electricity this morning!”

R KHEREKAR, WYNBERG

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