Wrong move

By admin
08 August 2014

Nick and his long-time girlfriend decide to tie the knot...

Nick and his long-time girlfriend decide to tie the knot. One evening after the honeymoon he’s cleaning his golf shoes.

His wife watches him and after a long pause says, “Honey, I’ve been thinking. Now that we’re married I think it’s time you quit playing golf and sell your clubs.”

She notices Nick getting a horrified look on his face.

“Darling what’s wrong?” she asks.

“For a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife,” he says.

“Ex-wife!” she screams. “I didn’t know you were married before!”

“I wasn’t.”

AJ PUMA, EMAIL

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