All good things must come to an end, as the saying goes, so it’s time for Charles Dumbwin to hang up his gloves and say farewell to the News24 community.

Is it just me of have the Believer vs atheist debates gone stale? I used to enjoy the banter, but recently the whole argument seems quite pointless and appears to have stagnated.

Let’s play a game. If you can guess the mystery religion, then you can have the rest of the week off, compliments of MyNews24.

Yes you are, just admit it. And don’t pull a ‘who me?’ and look around you. I’m talking to you, South Africa, all of you collectively and individually. You are all racist!

Tomorrow sees the Currie Cup final between the Sharks and Western Province. Not quite the Bulls vs Kings spectacular we’ll be watching in the years ahead, but for now, it’ll do.

Atheists cannot find it in their hearts to accept people’s rights to choose their beliefs; instead they slander and attack those who choose a faith different to theirs.

It was only a matter of time before the world’s newest cult morphed into a fully-fledged religion; welcome to the deceit of atheism and welcome to the atheist church.

Respect for the rights of others, we say. We beat those drums and preach those sermons about tolerance, but where then is the acceptance of people’s religious convictions?

You know, when I saw Andy’s last article, I honestly expected more of the same; lots of tears, snot and more great fiction from this aspiring story teller. And he didn’t disappoint!

Juju has always fancied himself as a pioneer, a self-proclaimed leader and champion of the poor, and looking at current events I think he’s got it right.

You know, I despise troublemaking dictators, I really do. Our besieged continent has had enough of them already, but you have to admire Julius Malema.

It seems that expelled troublemaker, Julius Malema, has finally found his bandwagon. And this time, he’s riding it all the way to Mangaung.

This is in response to Youngster’s ridiculous ‘copy & paste’ article in which he (and the original authors) make some absurd claims.

In the week that saw the bloodiest days since apartheid, while our nation mourned the senseless loss of life, one group hijacked the tragedy.

Last week I made a spur of the moment decision, a rushed and inappropriate decision. Looking back now, I know it was wrong of me to do that, and so I’m here to apologise.

It's official folks, the atheist Facebook group with all twenty of their get-along-gang of followers, have been hacked! Ha. Ha ha. No wait. BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Music for me is like food; I can consume all of it, just depends what I’m in the mood for.

Gone are the days of old when gentlemen courted their one true love with flowers, serenade and pomp (no, not that pomp).

It’s shocking how the ANCYL try to politicise every tragic event in South Africa; and incredibly ironic when their poisonous, militant rhetoric has been the catalyst.

And so we finally have it, the decision to boot the failed Lions Rugby Union out of Super Rugby. And not a moment too soon!

We South Africans are notorious for being indifferent towards important national issues that affect us all. Well now’s the time to stop being apathetic and make a stand!

Although it won’t solve South Africa’s entire high unemployment rate, this idea will go some way in ensuring that we inject more jobs into our economy.

Agents Mulder and Scully had just finished an intensive forensic analysis session and were sharing a well-deserved cigarette, when suddenly came a knock at the door.

What Joburgers have, is what everyone else wants.

Some time ago I penned a real gem which exposed the glaring similarities between the religions of Satanism and atheism. As expected, the atheist religiots frothed at the mouth.

This ode I offer, to any hearer, But not to stir controversy.

This past Saturday will be remembered as a day when the mighty Manchester United were held to a 1-1 draw by Ajax Cape Town.

The Bulls have surprised everyone in this year’s Super 15 Rugby competition. After losing seven of their world-class stalwarts, they’ve done far better than expected.

Of the forty-plus thousand friends of News24, only about three are mine.

If cupcakes could talk, what would they say? Would they decide to rebel one day and start the Baker-Hating-Cupcakes organisation, and ask, ‘Who created the Baker?’

Your mates have all got plans (and you’re not invited, again), so you head on down to your local watering hole to catch the game on the big screen.

I enjoy the odd bit of banter with the atheist zealots who troll MyNews24. I love watching them squirm and run for the hills when they simply don’t have the answers.

In my last gem of an article - true to form - the deluded atheists either went running for the hills with no explanation, or were left frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs.

With the cult of atheism at death’s door, the last kicks of this ungodly dying horse have attempted to stir these usually peaceful forums on News24.

I discovered that there’s a petition to ban me from News24. How’d I find out? A little birdie told me.

When the God-haters got together at their first annual atheist convention, they handed our ‘Let’s call it Science’ stickers to all the attendees.

There, I said it. But before you go signing me up as MC at your next pride parade or the seventh member of the Village People, let me explain.

I’m fortunate to have found a new supplier of gas as the chill of winter sets in; lots of stock, fair price, good service – and this, on a Sunday.

If you were one of those kids who took a little too much pleasure in dissecting frogs or blowing stuff up, then the following might interest you:

Let’s be honest, without the false claim over the field of Science, the cult of atheism would not exist. It’s like an illegal land-grab - it’s just stupid.

When the Greeks presented the Trojan horse to the city of Troy, none of Troy’s citizens were even vaguely aware of what the plan was.

I’ve noticed a few recipes posted under the MyNews24 section of late, so herewith my submission for a great dish to warm the soul this winter.

So you think you know the background on Charles Darwin and his theory of evolution? Here’s the real story behind the myth ... well, sort of.

My mom had a theory, about the worst drivers in South Africa. Over time, driving these treacherous roads, I’ve come to realise that she was partly right, but only partly.

I don’t get it, this current regime we’re living under with so many of their nonsensical ideas. Who comes up with these brain-farts anyway?

We are atheists - atheism is our belief system, atheism is our religion.

This is an invitation to all pseudo-intellectual atheists who fancy themselves as part-time scientists...