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DoctorRoof

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A renowned South African Sangoma, Dr Roof was previously employed by the Public Works Department in charge of roofing repairs, but has since been retrenched due to his lack of BEE (Black Economic Empowerment accreditation. He has his own agony column
which is currently under investigation, but will be online again soon when things calm down.

In the meantime Dr Roof is trying to behave himself on www.whyi'msocranky.blogspot.com

It’s been a year since your death and I still cannot believe the effect it had on me. Part of me died with you, and that part was hope for our future.

From the outset, let me state that I am no fan of yours or the ANC. Even as an Atheist, I pray that Jesus will come tomorrow and put an end to your nonsense.

I was so happy to learn that you've instructed your congregation to eat grass in order to become closer to God.

I don't need to set my alarm clock any more, as I get woken every morning by the sound emanating from the chrome penis extension that finds itself attached to super bikes.

Much has been written about the Oscar Pistorius saga, and much will still be written. I have pretty much read all that can be read in the papers and magazines

Every day that goes by we move closer to that dark oppressive time that the country experienced under the National Party.

So someone made a movie about Mohammed, and that means that you have to go out and take it out on people who had absolutely nothing to do with making the movie?

Sounds of Violence. Tthe South African version to the tune of Simon & Garfunkel's Sounds of Silence.

I don’t want to get into the debate over whether God exists or not. I believe that topic has and will be addressed ad infinitum.

A few years back I read a statistic that said that the average South African IQ was 70, but I've also read another saying it's over a hundred.

As much as we like violence and all the excitement that goes with it, there is another way to take this country back.

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