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Display name: Emmett Wesley Garrett

During November last year, I tried to get into this sport of yours called rugby. Maybe it's just me but I don't get what the game's all about.

To borrow from the Queen's English: Far be it from me to use this platform to showcase my skills, but it's high time that ol' Emmett Wesley Garrett show the wannabe players how it's done.

Previously, I offered my opinion on why the whole "going green" thing was a bit futile and most people just didn’t get my logic.

It’s quite strange really, but I’ve had some trouble communicating with woman in this country. Seems they don’t all get the charisma and particular style that is Emmett Wesley Garrett.

I’ve been quite amused by some of the banter on these forums of late. Even the deprived vegetarians are weighing in with their crazy ideas.

Allow me to give you a rundown of how a BBQ should be done and how I’ve conducted dozens of these events over the years - American tradition as its best.

I attended my first South African BBQ this past weekend (you call it ‘braai’). There are many things to say, but I won’t offend so I’ll simply say this, you’re doing it wrong.

For some reason I seemed to have rubbed a few people up the wrong way, and I’m not sure why.

I’m not usually one to poke my nose in where it doesn’t belong, but you don’t need to be no rocket scientist to see the trouble on the horizon for this country.

I’ve submitted only a handful of essays to News24, and already I seem to be a target for some of the Emmett haters.

I was quite amused last week watching all the fuss over Lady Gaga’s pending tour to South Africa - seems that you people are a sensitive bunch when it comes to controversial acts.

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