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GonzoMike

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I probably had an innate fear of something dwelling in my cupboard or under my bed or in the bathroom late at night when I went to pee, as all children do.

In a previous article entitled “Julius Malema is NOT an idiot”, I referred to Julius Malema as being a “shameless self-marketer”.

Conscientious parents often worry needlessly about doing everything by the book when raising their children.

Do not be deceived by this individual’s very cleverly cultivated vacant expression, this man is an evil genius!

The world is changing, ladies and gentlemen, and I intend to get on the good side of the evil machines while I still can.

As a Creepy Loner, you may have difficulty adhering to certain social norms. You may find human interaction difficult, particularly with the opposite sex.

I am often asked, in all my caustic wisdom, “GonzoMike, what is the best way to achieve complete Global Domination?” The answer will shock you.

I was once approached by a friend in need with the question, ''How will I ever be truly happy?''

While still in Vienna and keen to soak up what MyNews24 user, jacqui.daanevanrensburg, calls “a civilized experience”

The Agents of Seriousness lurk in the darkest recesses of the internet, their faces peeling from their skulls from self-induced Syphilis.

Via a strange twist of fate, my adventures as an international man of mystery have brought me to Vienna, Austria, home of the Vienna sausage and Johan Strauss I and II

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