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IanMartin

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Good old boy from way down south. Author of two novels, "Pop-splat" and "Kikaffir - a Black Comedy". Not for Aunty Prude, that's for sure. Buy a copy from www.ianmartintheauthor.com

“It is becoming fashionable to invest money in property,” said Plug. “This trend is not being driven by the forces of supply and demand, but by the desire to make a quick buck before the bubble bursts.”

Plug could have gone to university and acquired any degree that took his fancy. It would have been as easy as plucking fruit from a tree.

When Frikkie and Plug were in Matric the SANDF visited their school on a recruitment drive. After listening to the presentation they both decided it would be a good idea to join the army for a year.

Frikkie was all brawn and not much brain. It was the other way round with plug, so it made good sense to pool their resources.

Plug Davis lived two streets up from Frikkie. No one, including Plug himself, knew how he came to be called Plug. His real name was something like Peter, or Michael, or John.

Frikkie was above average in height and a little below average in intelligence. His father, whose surname was also We

After Frikkie Welgemoed became rich he did the usual stupid things that people do. Like instead of getting pissed on brandy and coke, he took to malt whisky at R450 a bottle.

This is the record of a discussion held on the terrace of the Lodge at Grootbos Private Nature Reserve on 15 September 2008.

“This is serious rain,’ said the other guy. “This is cats and dogs being chased by old maids with knobkieries,” said Cupcake.

The Leaders led the people out of the land of Rektum and settled them in the sweet smelling valleys of Paradise. It was good of the Leaders to do this.

We were half an hour early and he was running half an hour late, so we had an hour to kill.

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