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Irukandji

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I am a scrupulously honest, highly principled, person. I maintain extremely high moral standards.

And if you don’t like my extremely high moral standards, I’ve got some OTHERS as well…

This story is dedicated to you: the oversensitive reader and easily offended commentator, on the News24 website.

We have become so entangled with the inscrutabilities surrounding Nkandla, e-tolls, the arms deal, and how Julius man

Remember: “I’m sorry,” and “I apologise,” mean the same thing… except when you’re at a funeral.

This, the second chapter, recounts the trials and tribulations which beset me on my quest to obtain a new ID Book from the Department of Home Affairs.

Just before the last elections, I lost my ID. After overcoming much inner turmoil and trepidation, I decided to apply for a new one. This is the story of the trials and tribulations which beset me on my quest.

It’s silly season again – time to revamp, refurbish, and add to the ever-growing myth of the Mandela “legacy.”

The hundreds of thousands of unemployed pee pool in this godforsaken country are blaming Zuma for their woes. But if you were the owner of a business or company, would YOU employ them?

I find few things as irritating as the English that is being spoken in this godforsaken country nowadays. But that’s not my main gripe.

Before the days of apps and political platforms and portals and power shedding and GPS and the Internet and sheet... people used to read books.

Sometimes, when reading the news in the morning, it takes up to thirteen articles to make me laugh. This morning it took just two. Thank you News24, and thank you Rapport.

So, ANC MP Lindiwe Maseko wants the SABC to broadcast the national anthem twice a day to foster patriotism.

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