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Display name: NoolKop
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I am nool kop. There is no other.

Do you have words to live by? You know, like for instance “!ke e: /xarra //ke”. Which is not Klingon by the way, that’s the new(ish) South African motto.

This may make me sound like a wet rag, but since when is rudeness funny? Why is it hilarious to bounce your basketball into the face of the mother of a student whom you don’t like?

So I see our revered comrade President Zuma urges us all to help rebuild the country’s moral fibre. Very laudable reverend comrade president sir, very laudable indeed.

So I see Jenifer Love-Hewitt has a new show out called “The Client List”. It’s all about massage therapy and happy endings rolled into one fun package

So I see that Playboy got themselves into something of a nadir this month by displaying “a provocative image of a woman's bare back and buttocks against a black background” as their cover,

So I see Oscar’s Pa reckons that the Government fails to protect Whites, which is why it was necessary for him and his family to stock up on the odd blunderbuss.

So I see the Free state government dropped 40 bar on their new website/suit of websites. Which is all fine and well, but one has to ask…where’s the porn?

Can someone please explain to me how getting my 7-year old son to pledge not to rape anyone is going to actually prevent him from raping anyone?

Here we have a group of people who believe that God made the universe in 6 days. I’m with them insofar as to say God made the universe, but in 6 days? Really?

So I see the Minister of Women, Children and People with Disabilities reckons that Afrikaner men grow up learning that their women and children are their property.

It may just be me, but was anyone else struck by the massive irony of Barney Pityana’s letter to Zoomer not getting delivered? What am I on about?


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