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Display name: Sea Biscuit
About Me:

The name's Ponsonby Smythe III. Tarquin Ponsonby Smythe III. (Well, it's actually my pseudonym, but I digress...)

I'm into 'Bondage' - anything and everything to do with secret agent 007. If you thought I meant whips and chains then I would suggest you get your mind out of the gutter. Perverts!

I was born and bred in South Africa. I left the country in 2002 to pursue a lifelong ambition of becoming a postman in England. Yes, I am living the dream...

Living with a pregnant woman is not as dangerous as pruning roses without the proper protective gloves.

What do Isaac Newton, King Henry VIII, Charlemagne, Alfred Lord Tennyson, Nostradamus, Leonardo da Vinci and I have in common?

They were playing poker with me. They wanted me to know that I needed to up the ante if I wanted that all-important "get out of jail" card.

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