Americans are Satanists – Zanu-PF loyalist

2013-02-11 12:11

Cape Town – A staunch Zanu-PF loyalist and war veterans' leader Jabulani Sibanda has urged Zimbabweans not to vote for the Movement for Democratic Change in the upcoming elections, saying the party (MDC) represented “American interests and Americans are Satanists”, according News Day.

Addressing a campaign rally at a growth point in Mhondoro, Sibanda who is known for intimidation crusades across the country, likened Zanu-PF to the biblical "first fish" from where Jesus’ disciples fished a coin when they ran out of cash.

"Zanu-PF is your first party. [President Robert] Mugabe is your first leader. Jesus said the first fish, not second, third or fourth. President Mugabe is your salvation. He represents the people’s interests, while [Morgan] Tsvangirai ...and all the other parties are puppets of the West," said Sibanda.

"They represent American interests and Americans are Satanists. Look at the back of a $1 bill, the 13 leaves that are there represent the 13 Americans who worshipped Satan. We like the whites when they are in their countries, not in Zimbabwe.

Satanic debate

"When they come here, they should respect our laws."

"As traditional leaders, you should make sure that you don’t have anyone with MDC cards in your areas," he said.

"We should work hard to ensure that we restore the country from the MDC. They don’t believe in our own God, but in Satan. I am shocked there are pastors who are in MDC structures."

But MDC spokesperson Douglas Mwonzora scoffed at Sibanda's remarks saying: "MDC respects and fears God and will not be drawn into a satanic debate which is designed to celebrate evil. Jabulani Sibanda and his Zanu-PF masters are using the Lord's name in vain. Since when has Sibanda feared God after all the suffering that he inflicted on the people of Zimbabwe? He must go to church and seek God’s forgiveness."

Sibanda's speech contradicted the stance taken by other Zanu-PF leaders, Mugabe included, who of late have at various forums advised their supporters to shun violence and the use of hate speech.

  • BatRMan959 - 2013-02-11 12:22

    American's are Satanists? Then why does ZANU PF still believe in HUMAN SACRIFICES?

      squeegee.pilot - 2013-02-11 12:58

      Why is there a photo of a banana with this story?

      AllcoveredinNinjas - 2013-02-11 14:39

      He succeeded Canaan Banana as president , paying homage?

  • mahogany.wamukwa - 2013-02-11 12:29

    oh no man stupid Jabu just wait and see how are you going to loose this coming election,God is angry of Bob and all the zanu pf morons .,period .!

  • gudo.abelmoyo - 2013-02-11 12:41

    This man is out of his mind

  • Sheilan.Clarke - 2013-02-11 12:45

    A bit of comedy for our Monday. :D

  • sean.odonnell.1466126 - 2013-02-11 12:53

    ....the very same "Satanists" you hold out your begging bowl to.... You stupid man!!!

  • Lanfear - 2013-02-11 13:06

    ROFLMAO! I see we are still getting our weekly comedy act from across the border.

  • Tony-Lapson - 2013-02-11 13:10

    They should reject the thousands of tons of food aid provided by American donations.

  • phillip.mvundura.5 - 2013-02-11 13:19

    Shame, they eat palatable maize and wheat from America, and use the American bills for currency, everyone wants to go America. Shame.

  • 1amAlan - 2013-02-11 13:33

    Really cool. I've got a 1 hundred trillion dollar zim dollar note. I'll give it to Sibanda if he is prepared to buy it from me at a bargain - 1 million evil US$. That way he can get rid of everything American and stew in the cesspool they created for themselves.

      avremel.niselow - 2013-02-11 18:35

      1 dollar would be a good deal.

  • maneo.molefe - 2013-02-11 14:20

    I feel so bad about the gullible people in his country, those that the minute they hear the name satan they ran the opposite direction.

  • zandile.zondo2 - 2013-02-11 16:17

    Shame on zimbabweans they wil neva a change in dat country

  • willa.prinsloo - 2013-02-11 16:21

    Then I suppose you are Satan's slave, because you pay with his currency

  • attila.biemuller - 2013-02-11 16:28

    Sibanba is a clown, and when he talks Mugabe falls asleep.Sibanda is talking just like Malema.And where did that get him.

  • ndlovu.bhekinkosi - 2013-02-12 03:58

    Who are you in this world to tell others that are satanist?,, shut the hell out of this world!!!stupid JERK ASS!!!

  • hein.huyser - 2013-02-12 06:28

    Coming from someone that is using their(American) currency because stupid stuffed up their own currency resulting in it not having the value of the paper it's printed on. Stupid needs to retire now.

  • john.stoltz.904 - 2013-02-12 07:51

    Sibanda is living proof that the vocal cords still function long after the brain is dead !If he is a product of Zim schooling, then God helps that country !

  • john.stoltz.904 - 2013-02-12 07:53

    I always thought Mugabe was an imbecilic moron, but Sibanda must be the worst product out of Africa ever!

  • ChrisKhanye - 2013-02-12 08:51

    There's satan on my stoep!

  • dick.macalumba - 2013-02-12 09:25


  • rob.martin.94402343 - 2013-03-09 18:54

    Is that why they trade in Satanist American dollars?

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