Eskom jokes

2008-01-25 00:00

Eskom prayer

Our father who art in Eskom,

Non existent be thy name,

Thy kingdom badly run,

Thy power is undone,

In Joburg as it is in KZN,

Give us this day,

our price-fixed bread,

And forgive the trespassers,

Who shoot us dead,

Lead me not into a dark nation,

But deliver me from surges,

For thine have no kingdom,

No power and no electricity,


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