Eskom jokes

2008-01-28 00:00

What is the difference between Titanic and South Africa?

The Titanic went down with the lights still on.



One day the Devil decides to take a walk around on earth to see what is going on.

Along his way, he ends up in Cape Town and who should he bump into but no other than Gatiep!

So he says to Gatiep: Gatiep do you know who I am?

Gatiep takes a good look at the devil and says: Naai I doesn’t but I kan sien you is not from Cape Town !

The devil says in a sinister voice : I am the Prince of darkness!

Gatiep replies: Oh you is one of the laanies from Eskom!


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