Meetings and greetings

2008-07-29 00:00

There I was, swept up in the passionate Gucci-scented embrace of a swarthy Italian stud.

I’ve since decided that the safest bet with meetings and greetings is to get in first with a swift snatch-and-jerk handshake, thereby limiting the chances of confusion, embarrassment or grievous bodily harm. publishes all comments posted on articles provided that they adhere to our Comments Policy. Should you wish to report a comment for editorial review, please do so by clicking the 'Report Comment' button to the right of each comment.

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