After almost 16 years of wedded bliss, my husband has forsaken me for a new love. At first I ignored it, thinking it was a passing fancy, a little part-time dalliance, but I was wrong, for it appears that the man has found his grand passion.
While no one can accuse me of self-neglect, I simply don’t possess the same fascinating or scintillating assets, and, to be honest, it’s becoming increasingly difficult to compete.