Atheism is a religion

2013-05-31 14:10
Hello my beloved atheist flock,
Behold. Atheism is a religion.
Proof:A religion is a set of laws, like the bible has the 10 commandments, Islam and Judaism has its laws.
Laws of atheism:1. There is no god. 2. Anyone who believes in a god is stupid/dumb.3. Science is the answer 4. Mr. Dawkins, Ron Hubbard and Charles Darwin are the "three wise men" of the RELIGION of ATHEISM.5. There is no bigotry of a persons sexual orientation.and lots more...
A religion requires faith.Atheism has an absolute faith that there is no god, heaven or hell. 
A religion requires devoutness.A devout atheist believes in his/her religion of atheism and will therefore not mix with "UNBELIEVERS", such as religiots. Nor believe their drivel or be convinced by it.
Also the true "RELIGIOUS ATHEIST" has no fear of the fire of hell. What a relief. No braai when we die.
A "Religion" has either a god/diety or prophet or both that started it.And for the all mighty atheist faith it was Mr. Dawkins.The prophet. But no god (notice no capital "g") required in this religion.
And finally we don't have to blow ourselves up to get to a nonexistent paradise above.We don't have to whip ourselves and repent.
By the way, us atheists get baptized every day when we have a bath or a shower. So we don't need to be baptized, cause every day we do it. So our "nonexistent sins" are washed away.
BELIEVE IN THE "RELIGION OF ATHEISM".
Repent from "theism" and be baptized.
Written by Atheist pastor, Peter The Romanaka. PETRUS ROMANUS



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