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Government Jargon deciphered

16 February 2012, 09:29

Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the learning channel, I know most of us fail to understand government terminology, but today I will decipher the parliamentary Jargon for you. Hopefully after this lesson most of you will understand what government really mean, when they uttering on and on in parliament and in the public sphere. For now let us decode the following jargon in order to establish what they actually mean.

 

No comment:  I shall not provide self incriminating evidence.

Poor service delivery: Thank you for your valuable vote.

More poor service delivery: Thank you for voting again.

More and more, poor service delivery: You really love us.

Poor service delivery AGAIN: Love must really be blind.

Shaiktitis: Do you fancy a game of golf?

Public Funds: The Government’s cookie jar.

Nationalization: I’m a gold digger and I don’t “mine” my own business.

Democracy: Wet dream.

Corruption: Government’s intellectual property and exclusive constitutional right.

Cadre Deployment: Bring a friend to work day.

Tenderpreneurship:  Tender guaranteed.

Youth League: Collective noun for a group of politicians with Down syndrome.

Shivambu: Excessive usage of Fowl language.

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