PLEASE NOTE:

MyNews24 is a user-generated section of News24.com. The stories here come from users.

 
R.Phiri
 
Comments: 31
Article views: 2349
 
 
Latest Badges:



 
View all R.Phiri's badges.
 

This article has been selected as an Editor’s Choice report. Articles are selected based on quality of writing, audience response, newsworthiness and originality, and is at the discretion of the MyNews24 editors.

If Juju had a Christmas wish list

26 November 2011, 08:26

Dear Santa Claus

My name is Julius Sello Malema; I have been a real bad boy this year.

But I hope you can find it in your magnanimous, cholesterol-free heart to forgive me this coming Christmas. Mommy and daddy aka the National Disciplinary Committee, has grounded me for 5 years, for bringing the family into disrepute.

Daddy has also prohibited me from spending time with my best friend Floyd Shivambu because he uses foul language a lot. Our white neigbours don’t speak to us any more since the extension of our R16m mansion is taking over their property.

Our extended family in Zimbabwe inspired the move, Uncle Robert Mugabe -who is a bit of a Grinch, is the brains behind this plot. Any ways… here is what I am demanding for Christmas…or else!

I want a South African Mines toy set, an “A” for Wood Work, and Santa Claus you must also get rid of the Hawks…hovering over my head; their droppings are making me look bad.

I also want our domestic cleaner Lindiwe Mazibuko back; she’s now making tea for some old white lady in Cape Town. I don’t have milk and cookies for you, but you can eat my Grandpa Gwede Mantashe; I really hate him…if only there was a retirement home in hell.

My list is endless, but I have to end here since the COP17 prohibits us from wasting paper.

Disclaimer: All articles and letters published on MyNews24 have been independently written by members of News24's community. The views of users published on News24 are therefore their own and do not necessarily represent the views of News24. News24 editors also reserve the right to edit or delete any and all comments received.

 

24.com publishes all comments posted on articles provided that they adhere to our Comments Policy. Should you wish to report a comment for editorial review, please do so by clicking the 'Report Comment' button to the right of each comment.

Comment on this story
31 comments
Comments have been closed for this article.

Read more from our Users

Submitted by
Shirley Groves
Exclusive Books finally to the re...

Social media is a powerful tool; companies sometimes find out the hard way what a mission it is for clients to deal with their staff and their company policies. Read more...

0 comments 1969 views
Submitted by
Mandisi Khalimeshe
Zimbabwe - SA's older, wiser brot...

Would you prefer that our country walks down the same path that Mugabe’s Zimbabwe has walked or would you prefer that we, as proud South Africans “learn from another person’s mistake” as the old adage tells us? Read more...

0 comments 385 views
Submitted by
SydneyG
Zim: Fools came rushing in!

And all the supporters who sing and dance in political rallies never learned anything from freely available archived histories of political demagoguery. Read more...

0 comments 325 views
Submitted by
maseratifittipaldi
Zim is playing musical chairs, an...

The sad part - for our own country - is that while the Zimbabwean show is on the go, we are busy with our very own show based on exactly the same principles. Read more...

0 comments 223 views
Submitted by
Dave Kirkman
Divine intervention thanks to Ang...

One cannot help but wonder, if the Angus Buchan one million prayer meeting in mid-2017, was the catalyst that gave momentum to the spiraling unraveling of the multiple layers of protection which corrupt politicians and others in South Africa thought were impenetrable.  Read more...

0 comments 1390 views
Submitted by
Natasha Meyer
School discipline: what happened?

I remember how in Std 2 I was so scared of writing my Math Speed test that I ended up fake fainting in assembly and then later in the library.  Read more...

0 comments 455 views
 

services

RSS feeds News delivered really simply.

E-mail Newsletters You choose what you want

News24 on Android Get the latest from News24 on your Android device.

SMS Alerts Get breaking news stories via SMS.

 
Interactive Advertising Bureau
 
© 2017 24.com. All rights reserved.
There are new stories on the homepage. Click here to see them.
 
English
Afrikaans
isiZulu

Hello 

Create Profile

Creating your profile will enable you to submit photos and stories to get published on News24.


Please provide a username for your profile page:

This username must be unique, cannot be edited and will be used in the URL to your profile page across the entire 24.com network.

Settings

Location Settings

News24 allows you to edit the display of certain components based on a location. If you wish to personalise the page based on your preferences, please select a location for each component and click "Submit" in order for the changes to take affect.




Facebook Sign-In

Hi News addict,

Join the News24 Community to be involved in breaking the news.

Log in with Facebook to comment and personalise news, weather and listings.