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The Ballad of the Red Berets

21 February 2014, 22:54
Common news 24, dont be sissies. Publish this one.Some of the religious jokes you publish are far worse>   The Ballad of the Red Berets.

Once there was a thirsty little fat boy sitting in the shade of a white thorn tree..
He picked his nose and scratched his bum and farted a tune or three..
Drink with me JackZuma, Drink with me JackZuma, you will come a drinking JackZuma with me?

Down came the Z man to sit at the white thorn and he opened a nice cold beer..
He drank and he burped and he looks at the fat boy with dirty smiling sneer..
Fat little tsotsi. Fat little tsotsi, I am going to kick you up your big fat rear.

Up jumped the fat boy and shouted at the Z man you won’t get me down you hear..
The Z man laughed until his belly bounced and he called the tsotsi a fat little queer..
Hamba Malema? Hamba Malema? You going to Hamba or I stick you with the big black spear.

Down fell the tsotsi kicking and crying in the shade of the white thorn tree..
He hissed and he screamed and he cried and he shouted, and he spat a curse or three..
You bastard you agent, You Bastard you agent, Soon I will get all my beer for free.
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