Aliens use Earth as 'battleground'

2011-11-25 22:27

Johannesburg - Earth has become the battleground for extra-terrestrials to advance their own political agenda for the future of the planet, the country's first UFO science and consciousness conference heard in Johannesburg on Friday.

"There's a battle for Earth by some interesting dark forces," said author, scientist and researcher Michael Tellinger, who organised the conference.

"All the governments in the world are puppets and instruments to implement the will of a small group of individuals. The royal political bloodline goes back thousand of years."

He said the royal political bloodline was a small group of families whose origins could be traced to the first of mankind and who were inevitably in contact with the aliens.

He said the South African government was one of the most important puppets of these extra-terrestrials.

This was because the country was rich in gold and diamonds.

"We are at the heart of this global control because of our mineral resources."

All speakers on the first day of the conference agreed that, like humans who had the potential to be both good and bad, so too was the population of galactical beings.

Extra-terrestrials were also not dissimilar to politicians, who pushed their own agenda for material gain.

"They came to Earth looking for gold. We are all still obsessed with gold."

Tettinger said research showed that the extra-terrestrial "Annunaki" (reportedly also known as the Jedi, the Nephilim, the Watchers or the Watchmen and referred to in the Bible in Genesis) came to Earth around 300 000 years ago to look for gold.

They were also responsible for cloning their own genetic structures and creating mankind.


Offering a first-hand account of her experiences of attempts by extra-terrestrials to control the mind and manipulate actions of humans, the great granddaughter of former United States president Dwight Eisenhower, Laura Eisenhower, said governments were trying to keep this under wraps.

"Extra-terrestrials have been working with governments for a while," she said, adding that treaties with the other-worldly beings were signed every 10 years.

She said natural faults in the Earth were being manipulated to produce catastrophes like tsunamis and earthquakes using "Haarp technology" or bio-weapons.

According to the website, Haarp technology is a focused and steerable electromagnetic beam used to heat the upper atmosphere and bounce elecromagnetic waves back to Earth.

"As consciousness expands, we invoke and become more in contact with our universal family," said Eisenhower.

She said she was recruited by an agent in 2006 to take part in a mission to a Mars colony.

However, she was able to break free from the mind control techniques.

She said people had been teleported to Mars since the 1970s and that the size of the population there was continuing to shift and expand.

Speaking on a Skype feed from a ranch in the United States, leading Ufologist James Gilliland agreed that dark forces were at play.

This was evident by increasing changes in the Earth's climate and in the astral makeup of the universe.

However, he said, another type of extra-terrestrial agent was seeking to prevent Earth's destruction or the depopulation of humankind.

"There's definitely something disturbing the Earth. The star patterns are changing, definitely something is going down. The Earth is doing a major wobble."

However, it was with the help of positive agents that humans would be able to ignite their consciousness and become enlightened to the dangers, but also the opportunities that a new world era could bring.

"Basically we need to rise to the occasion. We are all in the process together. We are in the process of contact. We are getting ready for a huge reunion with our greater ancestors of men." "... All we need to do together is to reclaim our divinity," Gilliland said

  • Franna16 - 2011-11-25 22:40

    Why does this even make the it on the site?

      Susan van den Berg - 2011-11-25 23:07

      Because its news worthy, it explains our governments actions! Now I understand much better!

      Impi - 2011-11-25 23:13

      @Susan. LOL LOL LOL. the previous article was off the wall hilarious though. The Nigerians must be selling some heavy undiluted stuff at the entrance of that conference!

      Jack - 2011-11-26 00:09

      Franna, check out Tellinger s Facebook profile.

      selfdiscovery - 2011-11-26 06:41

      Former Canadian Defence Minister Paul Hellyer Exposing the truth regards to UFO http://?

      goyougoodthing - 2011-11-26 07:06

      This story is not more far fetched than the little book of the bible and yet billions believe that one but not this guy. #justsaying

      Robert - 2011-11-26 07:37

      Alliens will to come to SA - They will be mugged at landing, Spaceship hijacted, probably raped if they look like us and their craft will be used as a taxi.

      Activity Bookings - 2011-11-26 09:29

      BEEP BEEP - Take me to your politician.

      Vince.York - 2011-11-26 09:46

      Mo Shaik to the rescue hey - safeguarding the rise of the Kwa_Zuma Dynasty in face of all humanity? :-)

      rowen.loretz - 2011-11-26 10:07

      Believe not all you hear and see from the media and people that claim to be prohets. Many will be deceived in these end times.It is okay to have a open mind , but know the TRUTH and meditate on it. Read the bible to strenghten your mind as to what is to come. It will be a war between good and evil...and only Good ( God ) will be victorious.

      aardvarkie - 2011-11-26 10:35

      @EKbliksemvirjou don't you have a street corner to go pound your fist on your bible at?

      goyougoodthing - 2011-11-26 10:40

      @EKbliksemvirjou the bible? burning bushes, men with beards, hallucinations and you think aliens are a joke ha ha ha ha

      akaRags - 2011-11-26 11:08

      What would you have? More of Malema? Makes a change doesn't it? Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. You may not agree with the article, but no one can deny that there is so much more to the universe, the infinite universe, that we still only know very little of.

      Victor - 2011-11-26 20:03

      @selfdiscovery: "THE FEDERATION OF LIGHT IN GRATITUDE FOR BLOSSOM GOODCHILD DIRECT VOICE MEDIUM OF WHITE CLOUD" WTF? You are quoting this site as evidence for what? Had a quick look at your blog, when I saw the words "law of attraction" I threw up a little in my mouth and stopped reading

      Go - 2011-11-26 20:12

      the aliens should find manipulating our government a walk in the park then, they all mindless !!!! lol. what a load of crap

      James - 2011-11-27 11:54

      Tellinger is no doubt on tik. News24, please post stuff when it can actually be proven correct.

      SamHam - 2011-11-27 22:54

      cause it shows these UFO fanatics are on meth or something....

      brian.enslin - 2011-11-28 07:01

      He is not a scientist!!! He is a musician, who developed an interest in the writings of Zecharia Sitchin. Where was this "conference", I would love to have gone and attended!

      Merven - 2011-11-28 07:46

      'She said she was recruited by an agent' Bloody agent! Malema was right after all!

      Polok - 2011-11-28 12:01

      i cant beleive my cover is now blown....yes i confess i am an alien

      Polok - 2011-11-28 12:05

      because i am alien and now my cover is blown...

      Charlotte - 2011-11-29 08:39


      frans.visserdsb - 2011-11-29 09:04

      LOL - it is probably based on as much real science as COP17...

      JMan - 2011-11-29 09:20

      Funny how people always put the words 'truth' ( in CAPITAL letters nogal) and 'bible' in one wait...its hilarious!

      Ashley - 2011-11-29 12:41

      He is actually a qualified Pharmacist, remember those A-Zinc ads in the magazines......That was him!! Coo-koo i tell you.

      John - 2011-11-29 13:48

      "DARK FORCES" "POLITICIANS" "ELITE FAMILIES" Sounds like juju and gang i think i will agree here.

      Hadaya - 2011-11-29 13:49

      I'm not one who conforms to any dogmatic belief system, however, I do believe we need to read as many opinions as possible in order to keep an open mind. I'm not saying aliens exist, I'm saying there is a possibility that they do. We have to consider all things out there and not just take what we're told as the only gospel. I read a lot of David Icke's books and yes, some of his opinions are off the wall, but it certainly gets me thinking and seeing things in a different perspective. I think that is what life's all about - learning as you go, and not being tied down by indoctrinated beliefs. Find your own truth - and it shall set you free.

      Victor - 2011-11-29 14:44

      Have read David Icke, laughed so hard I had to stop.

      Lebowski - 2011-11-29 15:09

      He's a pharmacists. An he says you can breathe on the moon. And he makes a decent living. People will believe anything...

      modmario - 2011-11-29 18:59

      start at part one scary stuff...

      rowen.loretz - 2011-11-30 18:45

      @ Aardvarkie...dont you have a bush to crawl into?

      rowen.loretz - 2011-11-30 18:50 watch this and tell me what you think ...i urge all to do so.

      Jack - 2011-12-02 13:18

      62 School Children Encounter a UFO & Beings | Zimbabwe 1994

  • GARBADGEDAY - 2011-11-25 22:41

    now i know who stole my LSD...

  • david.flewellen - 2011-11-25 23:03

    This article is all about the deluded rantings and ravings of a tiny clique of gullible narcissists, whose grasp on reality is about as firm as a jelly brick. The kindest thing to say about these people is that they have wild imaginations. Articles like this are neither science or technology.

      Robin - 2011-11-26 05:26

      Quite right - it's a load of bulldust. The sad part is that there are so many mentally challenged people who believe all this claptrap.

      akaRags - 2011-11-26 11:12

      Maybe you are like the deluded ANCYL masses who have been conned by propaganda - how do you know for 100% sure that you aren't among the deluded masses who have been conned by propaganda into believing a certain world veiw?

      Michael - 2011-11-26 12:24

      @akaRags: And how do you know that this whole alien/2012 thing isn't just a con designed for misdirection, so that people focus more on aliens than on a potentially very realistic political agenda? The conspiracy is like fractal that keeps expanding and evolving through itself. There is a counter-conspiracy for every conspiracy theory.

      akaRags - 2011-11-26 12:57

      @ Michael, - I never said I did know for sure that any (conspiracy or otherwise) theory is 100% true or at least as close to the truth as possible - have any of my comments stated that I did? I'm just asking questions of those who are convinced that only their opinion is right, those who mock others who have opinions & are not scared to voice them, as unlikely as those opinions may be. What I believe, is that there is that there is so much out there we don't know about & can't prove with any measure of certainty. What I do believe also is that there is a certain arrogance amongst certain people who claim others are mentally challenged because they dare to believe in something "different". Maybe it's true, maybe it's not, - can you PROVE it's not?

      Michael - 2011-11-26 16:59

      @akaRags: I hear your point, and if you are merely asking a question to trigger thought, then I completely agree with you, however, my point is, that a decent argument cannot be built on: 'can you prove this? or disprove that?' What if I said that there was a giant spaghetti monster in the sky that knows what we think or do before we do it. One wouldn't be able to prove or disprove that either, however, not being able to disprove that does not make it true, and visa-versa. In this light, I believe that there is absolutely no room for theory unless it has been reinforced by sufficient fact. Whether it is aliens or Atlantis, one cannot construct any theory or counter theory without an evidential foundation.

      akaRags - 2011-11-26 17:37

      Fair enough, and I am mostly asking questions to trigger thought, (maybe admittedly stirring the pot just a wee bit;) but we are not talking about a giant spaghetti monster, we are talking about ET's with intelligence that some people believe are out there, & of which there may be at least some possibility that there is, there are people who claim to have seen "aliens", people who beforehand have not claimed such beliefs in aliens/et's, and apparently from a geographical/archeological perspective there is enough fact to suggest "Atlantis" did exist - for sure, some of these theories are highly unlikely but each to their own at the end of the day.

      Victor - 2011-11-27 11:45

      akaRags: You seem to have gone a bit further than playing the devils advocate - you actually seem to believe the nonsense of this conference

      Cosmic - 2011-11-27 21:08

      @akaRags - when these "scientists" can prove they have adopted the scientific method and have written papers on the topic that have been peer reviewed and agreed upon by the scientific community, then it could be reasonable to say that Tellinger and his cronies have something plausible. I have not seen a single shred of evidence that Tellinger has done anything of the sort. It sounds to me like he is trying to bolster his credibility by calling himself a scientist when he couldn't be further from that title right now. What Tellinger is doing is unscientific and foolish. He fits well into the same category as homeopathy, psychics and all the other pseudo sciences out there. Perhaps he might have gained a less critical following if he had written a book like Ron Hubbard.

      SamHam - 2011-11-27 22:58

      maybe they can do us all a favour and abduct the government

      flower.fourie - 2011-11-28 11:14

      @mchael regarding your commetn that there is "no room for theory unless it has been reinforced by sufficient fact." I think it was Galileo or Pythagoras who first said the world was round and no one believed them at first. But now that we have space travel we know it for sure.

      frans.visserdsb - 2011-11-29 08:53

      Please do not get me wrong - I do not believe we have been visited by aliens either, nor do I believe in conspiracy theories. I do believe however that on the balance of probability there should be other life in the Universe - given the abundance and variety of life and the variety of environments where life exist on Earth, it seems arrogant in the extreme to think that with billions of galaxies out there, each with millions of stars and lots of stars with planets, the only planet on which life developed is ours...

      Michael - 2011-11-29 10:35

      I'll tell you what's sad: small-minded, ill-read people who are so threatened by information that doesn't fit within their little indoctrinated lives that they feel the need to put it down and insult. The saddest of all, is that all these comments are by people who haven't read or researched a single damn thing. Look at the info, the claims, and critically review the evidence and arguments put forward. Once you've actually been exposed to the information, you're in a position to comment. Until then, you speak more cr@p than what you think this article is. Once you've SEEN the tablets, hundreds of thousands of years old, with fully functional language as sophisticated as any on our planet today (not cave paintings), and listened to the logical and scientifically researched and presented information, then you can call it "bulldust" and "claptrap" How anyone can spew any judgement without the info is beyond me - it's the saddest form of unintelligence. Stop showing your stupidity - if you know nothing, keep quiet, or ASK questions - your judgements and statements are entirely worthless, and float miraculously on a complete lack of information.

      Victor - 2011-11-29 11:54

      Michael: "Once you've SEEN the tablets, hundreds of thousands of years old, with fully functional language as sophisticated as any on our planet today (not cave paintings), and listened to the logical and scientifically researched and presented information" So have you seen the tablets? Could you translate them? What scientists attended the conference?

      Hadaya - 2011-11-29 13:51

      And a man who walked on water and changed water into wine - that makes sense to you? yea right.

  • Susan van den Berg - 2011-11-25 23:05

    So whats she's saying is that Malema might be an alien? Haibo. Lol

      Juan - 2011-11-26 04:45

      Yip the aliens want to nationalise our mines

      Jerhone - 2011-11-26 07:11

      no he's an alien turd

      Go - 2011-11-26 20:16

      Dear Aliens, please come and fetch your crap that you left here. We will leave Julius at the mielie field just off the polokwane off ramp where you dropped him. Please fetch soonest

      Priester - 2011-11-26 20:36

      @Susan, LOL although the ET's must be flippen stupid to trust Malema with their gold mines!

      Merven - 2011-11-28 07:52

      I think Malema wanted to nationalise Mars, then they banned him to earth, bloody alien agents!

      Michael - 2011-11-28 11:27

      Malema controls the aliens who control the politicians

  • bfvillet - 2011-11-25 23:13


  • navarrocarly - 2011-11-25 23:21

    First it was Illuminati controlling world leaders and top businessman (which is more believable) now Aliens? Lol, I guess some people need to believe in something else what then? Or perhaps News24 is pumping out as much science fiction novels before 'total media silence' ;)

      Clive.D.Buckley - 2011-11-26 06:31

      they had one of these loonies on 702 yesterday morning, and according to her, the illuminati ARE aliens... Why the f*&k is this article published under Science!!!!

      rowen.loretz - 2011-11-26 10:10

      It is still the illuminati or new world order.......using aliens as a decoy to their sinister plans....i don't really know though...worth thinking about.

      rowen.loretz - 2011-11-26 10:23

      anyway, if people can say all this junk , what difference would it make if I say Chuck Norris will save us from these aliens many claiming this and that ...goodness...

      SamHam - 2011-11-27 23:00

      ya they put it under science, cause there wasnt a 'bullsh*t' section, or maybe news24 should ad one, oh wait then half of all the news will appear there ...

      arno.west - 2011-11-29 14:12

      The new world order is not sinister, you use the technology so you might as well embrace it as you already have some use for it. I just cant wait too live in a free world where there is no religion, that is the ultimate, no more wars or hate just humans living in harmonious peace advancing the field of science and self exploration, the mind is the key!!!

  • Caroline - 2011-11-25 23:23

    Sorry guys, but you'll have to get used to it. It's the only news that hasn't been classified top secret today....

      Fred - 2011-11-26 04:31

      10 out of 10.

  • Ian - 2011-11-25 23:26

    hey mikey boy, leave the weed alone and go to bed, freaking fruitcake

  • Dan - 2011-11-25 23:34

    These people think that the voices in their heads is the aliens talking to them, was there a mass escape from an asylum recently ?

      J - 2011-11-28 14:31

      Dan, you’re just jealous because the voices aren’t talking to you!! LOL!!

  • ruth.marais - 2011-11-25 23:35

    LOL!! Yes the Earth is doing a major wobble, which is the only truth in this article. Not Aliens causing the Earth to wobble....only God warning mankind that the end is near. So get ready to meet with your maker!

      Juan - 2011-11-26 04:47

      It's not God doing it to us, we are doing it to ourselves

      Alfred - 2011-11-26 06:01

      Ruth, your beliefs are just as wacky and deluded as micheal tellinger's.

      Ruan Pretorius - 2011-11-26 06:12

      Well, we're still here aren't we... Even after the rapture date set by good ol' Camping... Maybe we should wait until the Mayan calender runs out for another big, BIG surprise?

      Clive.D.Buckley - 2011-11-26 06:37

      Alfred, I couldn't agree with you more... Actually, I do not see much difference to what the loonies in this article believe and what any religious person believes. They are all as insane as each other

      Johncarlos ? Biza - 2011-11-26 16:17

      If god is in outer space, isn't he/she/it an ET/alien as well?

      Shannon - 2011-11-28 10:42

      "get ready to meet your maker" yes! God/s was an alien! and we are all MADE in his image! Humans are hybrids!

      Michael - 2011-11-29 10:38

      again, to all those who make comments - read some information. Perhaps study family trees and blodlines, and you will see that the same families have been the ruling class for centuries.

      Michael - 2011-11-29 10:43

      oh dear, there's that man in the sky again, shaking the earth, telling his followers they better be good. Oh, and by the way, I'm ending the Earth, and everyone (except my followers) are going to DIE on this planet. I will plunge them into molten lava and storming floods. Such an awesome god you have, sugar. Does no one have even the tiniest bit of space to think for themselves? Can no one even simply CARRY the concept and possibility that regardless of how staunch and faithful their belief, it is ALL based on what they have been told from before they had any ability to discern. Discernment only comes around the age of 6-8 years old. Anything indoctrinated before that age, is taken as, er, "gospel'. As soon as you realise that your own refusal to think for yourself IS your prison, you will start reading things you never thought you would go near.

      arno.west - 2011-11-29 14:16

      If god was real he would be the first documented alien, float on clouds lives in the heavens, but when we went out there we found no heaven just space and lots of it!

  • Marinus Cloete - 2011-11-25 23:40

    Haha What is this guy's smoking?

  • Kameel - 2011-11-25 23:40

    Idiots. If aliens did exist, why would they bother with an insignificant little planet like our own? I am sure there is lots of gold out there much closer to their home planet. If they had the technology to travel here from another solar system, they would be thousands of years more advanced than us, they could wipe us out without even the slightest effort, why would they bother to try and manipulate and control us. This guy needs to up his medication dosages a bit.

      akaRags - 2011-11-26 11:24

      How do you know for sure Earth is "an insignificant little planet" Maybe gold IS only unique to earth in the quantities it is? How do you know it isn't? How do you know for sure there IS LOTS of gold out there? If aliens exist, how do you know they want to wipe us out - if they are more advanced than us, maybe (unlike many humans) they actually value life. What do you know for sure 100%? Maybe only that you bleed red blood, that you have lungs that breathe in air for you and a heart that pumps your blood around your body. At one stage in human history you could get burned/stoned for claiming the world was round not flat. You may not agree with opinions of others but it doesn't mean they have a mental problem requiring medication.

      Phoenix - 2011-11-26 15:39

      Gold is found in meteors. Oops.

      Go - 2011-11-26 20:20

      Lol, wonder what our gold does for the alien economy, do they have a stock exchange and if we have a public holiday does it effect their stock exchange ?? LOL

      Victor - 2011-11-27 11:38

      akaRags: You do know that gold is not unique to earth? And why would they crave gold - are they alchemists?

      loueldon.beyersbergen - 2011-11-28 10:31

      Yes it does.

  • Nanga - 2011-11-25 23:42

    aliens....? neh its the illuminati and free masons, the apparently big "conspiracy"

      Hadaya - 2011-11-29 13:53

      No bigger than the Jesus conspiracy I'm afraid.

  • Riaan van Loggerenberg - 2011-11-25 23:43

    I agree with them completely! Buck Rogers & Captain Kirk told me the same thing. WTF are these okes smoking? O ja, and is this newsworthy? Its about as interresting to read as your piece on Lady Gaga and her preferences on mens' dongle sizes. Are there any newspieces on the lost city of Atlantis?

  • charmaine.rowlands - 2011-11-26 00:03

    Really people, you have to......... that....... only.........and so......... news today LOL (did somebody at New24 actually read this article? It's a load of ..........)

  • Heidi - 2011-11-26 00:13

    uhuh.the worlds gone crazy!

  • Heidi - 2011-11-26 00:14

    "LOL LOL LOL. the previous article was off the wall hilarious though. The Nigerians must be selling some heavy undiluted stuff at the entrance of that conference!" haha must be Impy!

  • Jan-Harm Steenkamp - 2011-11-26 00:16

    What a load of tosh...

  • somacaulay - 2011-11-26 00:30

    What rubbish. Although I know about Haarp and the elite banker famalies influencing the economy and using governments as instruments, throwing aliens into the mix is just disinfo to throw people of some of the truth in this story.

      Victor - 2011-11-26 18:07

      And what exactly do you know about Haarp? I'd really be interested in hearing.

  • tobydt - 2011-11-26 00:33

    Someones been watching too much x-files and reading too much literature on the sumarians.

      Michael - 2011-11-29 10:48

      someone hasn't been doing any reading for himself before condemning. And the correct spelling would be "Sumerian". Try it with me: Captial ess (cos it's a proper noun), yooo, emm, eee, arr, aiee, ay, enn. S-u-m-e-r-i-a-n. Tomorrow we'll learn about the difference between "much" and "many", units of count, singular and plural, and how and when to use each one correctly.

  • marisa.cronje - 2011-11-26 00:50

    ron hubbard much?

  • Paul Houghton - 2011-11-26 00:55


  • MaxOdin.SA - 2011-11-26 01:03

    What is evidently clear is that some people have brilliant imaginations. If there really were aliens why have we not seen them yet? Where are they? Why don't we have interstellar technology? It seems that people who think along these lines tend to want to steer away from the fact that as humans we are flawed. Hey now, it's not us destroying the planet (global warming) it's the aliens. And hey there is no such thing as angels, they're aliens sent to control our minds. Ultimately we are not responsible for our own destruction it's everyone else. BS!!!! Here's the simple truth, The apocalypse is nigh. Every civilisation experiences an apocalyptic event that kills off all dominant lifeforms. To us christians it's God and the rapture, to scientists it's a natural catastrophe. The point is human beings are at the pinnacle of human evolution. we can't evolve anymore. With our evolution has come greed and destruction. So the galaxy has to reset and put us in our place.

      Shaun - 2011-11-26 01:46

      Know I know who probed and abused me!!!! Gonna meet them at the day we meet again.. I'm going to use my crop sprayer (or was that the jet?) and blow their ship to bits! I know because the force is strong with me!!! BTW The Galaxy does not even know we are here!! 95 octane cannot possibly have an impact on the galactic core.. just so you know!!!

      goyougoodthing - 2011-11-26 13:41

      "If there really were aliens why have we not seen them yet? " If there really is a god why haven;t we seen him yet? "Why don't we have interstellar technology? " why don't we have a cure for everything? Stupid is as stupid does

      Andre - 2011-11-27 14:51

      Bit arrogant to think the galaxy revolves around us?

      Michael - 2011-11-29 10:54

      True or not, your flat assumption is entirely uninformed (fact is you just don't know, like the rest of us). I'll ignore it. You ask, why don't we have interstellar technology? It's like asking why doesn't Uganda have hospitals of the same quality as Switzerland? IF there are space ships, we're Uganda, they're Switzerland Dude, the tragedy here is that I won't get to see the look on your face as you drop your bible in disbelief when your fake world crumbles. You used the word "nigh" - wahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! do you have a dirty torn robe, a long beard, and a manic street-preacher look in your eye?

      MaxOdin.SA - 2011-11-30 02:27

      @ michael if it so happens that you're correct then i'll be the first to congratualte you on your hypothesis. Until then we'll both have to wait and see won't we?

  • rowen.loretz - 2011-11-26 01:44

    some people smoke too much weed. I still havent seen an alien. Do u only see them when you smoke the good stuff?

      Zion - 2011-11-26 07:54

      Ja, and some people say weed is good for you

      rowen.loretz - 2011-11-26 09:57

      Not good if it makes you see aliens or make yourself think you are an alien when you look in the mirror...have never smoked weed in my life, but suppose more people using it to feel "enlightened"

      Mark - 2011-11-26 10:48

      well, the religious nuts will tell you that god spoke to Moses from a burning bush. i think the rastafarians identified the specific type of bush.

      goyougoodthing - 2011-11-26 13:42

      No one has ever seen god but that doesn't stop the sheeple believing in him

      Go - 2011-11-26 20:29

      GOGOODTHING - your same comment over and over is really soooo boring - you seem to need a life - perhaps the aliens are hiring ??? Lol

      goyougoodthing - 2011-11-27 14:41

      Go, hiding behind a fake profile doesn't help your cause much.

      Michael - 2011-11-29 10:55

      I smoke weed to forget that they're here. Everytime they come for supper they mock my cooking.

  • jtowell - 2011-11-26 02:38

    "He said the South African government was one of the most important puppets of these extra-terrestrials." Followed by the muppets.

      Zion - 2011-11-26 07:57

      He may be spot-on there and does being an important puppet have something to do with intelligence? If so then JU-JU will be the master puppet or even the pied piper of Hamlin.

      frans.visserdsb - 2011-11-29 07:38

      This explains everything... it would be the only rational explanation for what is happening in SA at the moment... They probably did not want the Dalai LAma to visit because with his elevated spiritual awareness he would have busted them. and they did not have the secrecy bill in place yet to suppress him proclaiming the news...

  • Gargmel - 2011-11-26 02:49

    Koo Koo!

  • abrhamtwaksak - 2011-11-26 03:11

    yeah, my mother was a bullfrog!

  • Jono Sacks - 2011-11-26 03:24

    Strange but somewhat true...South Africans government is full of muppets...or was it puppets!!

  • mike.chateau - 2011-11-26 05:32

    Hey dude where's my car?

      nerasmus1 - 2011-11-26 15:11

      Where's your car, dude? LOL, sorry, couldn't resist :D

  • Silvana - 2011-11-26 05:45

    "There's a battle for Earth by some interesting dark forces," "He said the South African government was one of the most important puppets of these extra-terrestrials." "They came to Earth looking for gold." I say the Juju is one of their new recruits!

  • Ruan Pretorius - 2011-11-26 05:59

    "Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark Dude! Were we stoned and drunk last night or what? I was abducted by aliens and they had this probe, you know? Anal probe and they probed me and scanned me and shiiiiiiiiiiit!" "Nah, dude. That was just me taking an opportunity. Come to think of it, we were really drunk and stoned last night, becuase you are fugly!"

  • Nikki Bodenstein - 2011-11-26 06:11

    Definitely stoned!

  • george.vanniekerk - 2011-11-26 06:32

    Fruitcakes!....they should be committed to a mental institution for their own protection

  • gary.jurgens - 2011-11-26 06:33

    One of the men who allegedly found the alien was quoted as saying, "We couldn't believe it when we saw it. And what was spooky is that there was no sign of the spaceship. Perhaps that was taken away and the body overlooked."

      Jerhone - 2011-11-26 07:38

      no Gary that alien was gesuip, while they were flying over and left the door open he fell out when they made one of their famous side turns at the speed of light, the mouth slightly agape was him saying oh f*ck just before he plowed into the deck

  • gary.jurgens - 2011-11-26 06:37

    Informative video demonstrating how internal heat of Europa interacts with the ice surface. Many scientists believe this is where to look for life in our solar system. Many believe the basic requirements for life have been statified here. A cost effective concept for the construction of a spacecraft made from moduals. The same construction methods of the International Space Station.

  • sycomachinery - 2011-11-26 06:40

    You call this idiot a scientist???

      Victor - 2011-11-26 18:12

      I wouldn't call him a scientist. He is a songwriter and author of crap sci-fi

  • gary.jurgens - 2011-11-26 06:40

    Generations to build the pyramids? More like just 30 years, besides there are alot of granite cuts inside the Great Pyramid's queen and king chambers that are to perfect for hand tools. Plus it would be impossible to lay 1 block PERFECTLY every nine seconds using the methods historians claim the egyptians use. What was it...1000 slaves to move 1 ton of granite? Sooo we are talking millions of slaves to move the tons of granite of which there are no quaries any where near close to the pyramids, plus you'd need an about two mile long ramp just to get to the upper parts of the great pyramid of which was never found nor is there any evidence of one ever existing. Besides all that the only way to cut granite without really damaging it would be through the use of diamonds of which Egypt does not have. So to be honest I highly doubt we built it, at least not on our own. Their are other examples about the pyramids that leads to questioning methods, look'em up its pretty amazing and not just with these also look up the Mayan Teotihuacan or the ruins under and near lake titicaca

      Victor - 2011-11-26 18:29

      *sigh* Example of 1 man moving stones comparable to the ones in Stone Henge: "besides there are alot of granite cuts inside the Great Pyramid's queen and king chambers that are to perfect for hand tools" Someone been reading too much Graham Hancock?

      Shaun - 2011-11-27 17:32

      @ Victor look at the statue of Ramses. The sculpture is perfect. 100% symetrical. No hand carved and chiseled statue can be that perfect. No but Egyptologists insist and want us to believe that these sculptures were fashioned by hand? Thats less believable than whats written at the top of this page sir but yet you and everyone else eats it up?

      Victor - 2011-11-27 20:18

      Shaun, Egypt is on my list of places to visit, but until I do why don't you post your references for your statement please? Again - why are you assuming a supernatural/extraterrestrial explanation? Just admit - we don't know (yet)

      Michael - 2011-11-29 11:01

      thank you Gary, sounds like you've read just enough Hancock. It's vaguely amusing how the opinions in this forum so easily place themselves above deeply learned scholars such as Sitchin, Hancock, Tellinger. I have my bias, to which everyone is allowed, but my bias comes from decades of reading ever since as a boy I read that Pyramids have an eery natural ability to preserve bio matter if placed directly under the pinnacle. I also read about experiments where pyramids keep blades sharp (stored under pinnacle) used daily for shaving.

      Victor - 2011-11-29 12:17

      Michael: Why would you call Tellinger a "deeply learned scholar"? Why do you choose to ignore all the criticism against Sitchin for mistranslations and inaccuracies? "I read that Pyramids have an eery natural ability to preserve bio matter if placed directly under the pinnacle. I also read about experiments where pyramids keep blades sharp (stored under pinnacle) used daily for shaving" Can you please give us references to how these studies were done? Published?

  • sycomachinery - 2011-11-26 06:40

    You call this idiot a scientist??

      Michael - 2011-11-29 11:03

      aaand you ARE a scientist who has read/studied/researched as much or more than this "idiot"?

  • dooskop - 2011-11-26 06:43

    I am a gr8 blietiever in ETs' !!!!!! When i was a child i used 2 view all the science fiction movies (dramatised) but now it is FACT!!!! i am now watching another series (dramatised) ...quite something not to ponder on !!!!

      Jerhone - 2011-11-26 07:42

      well you have the right name for it

      rowen.loretz - 2011-11-26 10:28

      have u ever seen an alien or UFO?

      Go - 2011-11-26 20:32

      Dooskop - Have you ever seem the inside of an assylum ?????

      Merven - 2011-11-29 07:55

      Here is proof of an alien ship - eat your hearts out!!!

  • gary.jurgens - 2011-11-26 06:46

    1. They are inhabitants of hypercomplex space (4D-5D space-time); 2. They talk to elites people having pure heart and a high level of Spiritual consciousness; 3. Method of dialogue - channelling: If you wish to see their unimaginable cities, to study their alphabet, mathematics and the physics help us to publish unique knowledge

      Phoenix - 2011-11-26 07:06

      Oh dear.

      Jerhone - 2011-11-26 07:50

      Gary i'm sure you are an intellegent person but could you send me one clear photo of a space ship its been about 50 years since star trek started and peoples imaginations started to run wild but with millions of cameras and cellphone cameras later not one clear picture of a space ship that does not resemble a blured shiny car hubcap

      Zion - 2011-11-26 08:03

      According to non-pot smoking scientists there are eleven dimensions in our space continuum so where are the rest. Tellinger should know about them unless there are two Tellingers.

      The Real Unskinny - 2011-11-26 08:26

      No matter how hard I squint my eyes, I can't see the 4D picture!

      Victor - 2011-11-26 18:14

      Gary, You cannot be serious? I had a look at all your links and you mean to tell me those bad quality pics are real?! "If you wish to see their unimaginable cities, to study their alphabet, mathematics and the physics help us to publish unique knowledge " Heh? What? WTF? Must we help you to 'publish' this crud? You know, just plonk it on the internet with all the other crap - everybody else does!

      Go - 2011-11-26 20:35

      Well Gary, your First student Julius was a flop of epic proportions, dont think we ready for your alphabet and maths lessons thanks. Think you need to spend more time working on Julius

      Merven - 2011-11-29 07:56

      @ the Real Unskinny - it is because you don't use your third alien eye!

  • r.mashigo - 2011-11-26 06:47

    Living in a bubble

      Dmitri - 2011-11-26 06:51

      Aliens do exist and I have proof - my mother-in-law

      Merven - 2011-11-29 07:56

      @Dimitri, I'll rather say that is proof of demons!

  • Anton - 2011-11-26 07:01

    Imagine this is 330 BC. Aristotle just posted "The earth is round" article on News 24 Science from his ipad. "Comments on this story" would have been the same.

      Phoenix - 2011-11-26 07:07

      Er yes says someone who likes David Icke LOL

      Victor - 2011-11-26 18:15

      Not quite the same. This is NOT SCIENCE. It's science fiction and will stay there until someone comes up with hard evidence

      Shaun - 2011-11-27 19:22

      @ Anton you sir took the words right out of my mouth. Well said I must admit and you hit the nail on the head. When Aristotle said "the Earth is round" people of that time also were not "ready" to understand. You cannot blame them. You can only wait for the evidence to be believed oneday. @ Victor how is this not the same?

      Shaun - 2011-11-27 19:22

      @ Anton you sir took the words right out of my mouth. Well said I must admit and you hit the nail on the head. When Aristotle said "the Earth is round" people of that time also were not "ready" to understand. You cannot blame them. You can only wait for the evidence to be believed oneday. @ Victor how is this not the same?

      Victor - 2011-11-27 20:22

      Shaun Do you know anything about the scientific method? If you did you would not be asking me that question!

      Merven - 2011-11-29 08:08

      I don't agree Victor, looking at the Possibility theory. Taking in mind that there are billions of stars, of which most of them got their own planets, the probability it huge if not likely that there must be life outside earth or our solar system. Maybe not life as we know it but still life. The question is rather, what is the chances that they will 'discover' our planet out of the billions of planets.

      Victor - 2011-11-29 11:58

      Merven, Not following, what do you disagree on? I never said I believe we are the only form of life in the universe. What I refer to when I mention hard evidence is people being teleported to Mars, etc, etc. "The question is rather, what is the chances that they will 'discover' our planet out of the billions of planets. " If its intelligent life the answer would be radio waves we transmit and have been transmitting for quite some time IMHO

  • Jerhone - 2011-11-26 07:09

    what the hell do these geeks smoke?

  • Marius Koen - 2011-11-26 07:19

    Rather watch the "Ancient Aliens" series and decide then . This lot is taking it a bit too far. People on Mars? Come on!

      Victor - 2011-11-29 12:00

      Swapie, Watched a few episodes - not bad, but it makes me angry that they tell half-truths - like that Pumapunku's stones are all diorite, that they don't mention the Parthenon was built at the same time as Pumapunku, etc.

  • Roger - 2011-11-26 07:35

    I've taken a list of your names, and when the day comes that we aliens reveal ourselves you lot are in seeeerious trouble!

  • cristiana.stewart - 2011-11-26 07:44

    So that's why the Secrecy Bill was voted in... the ANC are all Alliens! lol hahahah :)

  • Zion - 2011-11-26 07:48

    Flying a billion miles through intergalactic space to wage a war on other forces seems like a rather extended way of doing things. And for the argument lets assume Einstein really was wrong and Speed of light travel was/is available, it still gives you years to work out a tactic. On a more sober note one wonders exactly what Tellinger has in mind to have this garbage published. Does he actually believe it himself. Most of us on these blogs are relatively well educated and intelligent And for the life of me, I cannot see trash like this actually taken seriously. Just the logistics to get a kilogram of gold moved a billion kilometres is stupendous. It would be interesting to calculate the energy required to transport a kilo of gold to the nearest star much less a tonne of the stuff. Recently the Russian space exploratory capsule destined to Mars went missing so maybe Tellinger could enlighten us. This guy belongs in Valkenberg.

      Paulus - 2011-11-26 08:51

      He runs a business. Also taking tours down Machadodorp way to the old Bakoni ruins (sorry, his space port or whatever). Enough said.. all about money.

      Dewald - 2011-11-29 11:58

      Mmmm, well educated by which method.. logical systems,, everything should always be logical, if science cant explain it than it must be untrue or false. Its very easy to see what the current education system has brought upon the masses, but very few can see the light. There is no more soul,love or much emotion. Its all logical straight forward way of education.Study become something logical. it sound very robot like to me, but hey thats just my opinion. Dulling the senses and stuffs...

      Victor - 2011-11-29 14:41

      Dewald This was posted under 'science' - what does emotion have to do with science?

  • robin.smith20 - 2011-11-26 08:09

    I'm reminded of an article of a man in the US who walked into the emergency ward of his local hospital with 2" of wire sticking out of his forehead. X-rays soon revealed that the wire was in fact 6" long and he explained that he was convinced that the aliens had stolen his brain. To determine if this was true, he had taken a cordless drill and drilled a hole in his forehead and then inserted the wire. Luckily it was between the two hemispheres and did not cause any permanent damage or rather, any new damage. I wonder what any self-respecting brain-stealing alien would want with a brain like that ?

      chris.kleynhans - 2011-11-28 11:00

      This is hardly a relevant comment on this conference Robin. It is quite judgmental and it illustrates ignorance on what it was all about comments like this won't enlighten you either.

      robin.smith20 - 2011-11-29 10:43

      Hi Chris After some thought, I decided you were right so in this spirit I hereby unreservedly apologize to any brain-stealing aliens who may have been offended by my comment. As for any humans offended by my comment, HTFU already.

  • Omnivore - 2011-11-26 08:35

    Isn't it comforting to know that, should reality ever get to be too much, one can always relocate to La-La Land.

  • gvangreunen - 2011-11-26 09:01

    Jedi Knights ... SA Government?!?! I can imagine a township dialogue between one of our mighty leaders and a child in that James Earl Jones voice ... "Sipho, I am not your father!"