Sexual misconduct

2018-06-14 06:01

YET another famous person (Morgan Freeman) has been accused of sexual misconduct. Without belittling the seriousness of the crime or casting aspersions upon accusers, may I suggest the following?

Notarised contracts with both partners’ attorneys present at the signing. That’s just for casual encounters, aka one-night stands, booty calls or hook-ups.

All encounters, including those between married or cohabiting adults, to be electronically video-recorded with trained, clinical observers (preferably psychiatrists) present during the recording and no more than one room away.

Kinky stuff to be regulated per each country’s statutory guidelines and restrictions, and subject to a specific notarised contract on each occasion and with both parties’ legal representatives present at the signing.

Witnesses to the recording of such events to include, apart from the above mental-health professionals, three legally trained judges-of-fact and a two-person crew of paramedics. That’s in case of injury or other medically “complicated” incident.

Attendance of doctors or physiotherapists, as trained observers, during performances is optional.

Think that might cover it?


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