When in doubt say darling is a new entertainment piece with Pieter-Dirk Uys and other darlings.After a sold-out season at Pieter Toerien’s Montecasino Studio and the Fugard Theatre in Cape Town, his newest show will be presented at The Hexagon on October 30 and 31 and November 6 and 7 at 7.30 pm.Tickets are R150 at Webtickets. A seniors discount of R120 per person applies at Pick n Pay kiosks only.Sometimes politics repeats itself, not only taking history and turning it into farce, but taking farce and turning into the fake news, which is now called entertainment. Uys is sorting out 40 years of distress, disguise and disgust: from apartheid to tripartite, from amandla to Nkandla — and happily back to amandla. In the boxes are wigs, glasses, wagging fingers, toyi-toyis, red berets, trump cards of madness, icons and aikonas, from Bezuidenhouts, Raubenheimers and Ramaphosas to Altzheimers. See PW Botha impersonate Jacob Zuma! Witness Dr Piet Koornhof solve the Brexit stand-off! Celebrate the appearances of Angela Merkel, Theresa May, Nowell Fine and Evita Bezuidenhout! At a time when a casual greeting or embrace can be seen as racist or harassment, the advice is simple — when in doubt, say darling. If you can’t remember their names, just say darling. If you get lost along the road to somewhere, simply ask for Darling. He did it, and now Pieter-Dirk Uys also lives in Darling.