Benefits of being (almost) fifty

2018-07-26 06:00

I WAS quick to embrace my first midlife crisis. I went full throttle in my early 40s, where I changed career direction, wrote a few books, re-evaluated my focus and adjusted my lifestyle. I thankfully held onto my family. I might have purchased a silly but impressive sports car that fitted two sleek and cool BMI appropriate adults, but I was still cautious not to throw the literal baby out with the non-literal bathwater.

I am now a few weeks short of turning 50 and am finding myself in a flat-out panic. I cannot for the life of me reconcile myself to being 50 years old. Any way I look at it, it feels and sounds appalling. Even worse than that, 50 sounds breathtakingly boring. And if there is anything that I can’t handle, it’s that.

No matter how many times I am told that 50 is the new 40 and that I am only as old as I feel, and that being 50 “beats the alternative” (i.e. death), the thought of being 50 quite honestly scares the hell out of me. Because in my mind’s eye, 50 years is old. And I am not. Obviously.

And yet, the signs are all there. I have begun to speak about the past as though sunlight shone through a golden prism that illuminated everything it touched. I have caught myself speaking of the strangeness of my parents’ behaviour and decisions as though they are quaint and adorable, and not downright weird. As recently as last week, I found myself chuckling at my father’s serious contention, back in 1978, that television was “just a fad” and that he for one was not going to be the only “shmuck” buying into it. “No siree!” Not him. The truth is that even at a young age I thought he was stark raving mad. That was then. Now the incident glows with the warm light of nostalgic memory.

Medication is another area where the signs are obvious. I have, following the example of many men of my age, added one chronic medication to my daily routine each decade, and I wonder what will be next for me. If anything screams ageing, it’s the discussion about what tablets one takes. But I can hardly help myself. Because I am almost 50.

I understand there are magnificent examples of men and women who, at even older than 50, have yet to hit their stride. There are countless illustrations of people who are healthy and who appear young and who even became triathletes.

I have heard stories of over 50s who decided that Everest was a mountain worth climbing and that babies were worth having. Even at that age. I am just not sure I am that fond of mountains. Especially the very high ones. And babies are off the table. What I do know is that being (almost) 50 provides perspective, experience and wisdom that being younger does not. It provides a security of self and an awareness that is a blessing beyond youth.

Being (almost) 50 leaves little doubt as to what is important and what is not. It is clear at (almost) 50 which relationships are worth fighting for, which are worth sacrificing for and which are worth defending, because being (almost) 50 provides you with the certainty that your life truly does depend on it. Being (almost) 50 means seeing your parents in your own behaviour, as well as witnessing your late grandparents reflected in the eyes of your children. It means being in the privileged position of being able to glance back at the past and forward into the future and know that there is a continuum.

Most importantly, it means that you are part of a chain that snakes back and evolves forward. The chain might be strained at times, but it doesn’t break, because you are one of the pieces that holds the links together.

The thought of turning 50 is a frightening one. But being apprehensive (read dead scared) about the milestone doesn’t mean that I don’t see the privilege of doing so. I am deeply grateful for all I have. Just don’t expect me to become an athlete or climb a mountain.

• Howard Feldman is the author of Carry on Baggage and Tightropeand the afternoon drive show presenter on Chai FM.


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