A job forChuck Norris

2016-08-24 06:00

JUST who can replace the awesome Thuli Madonsela as public protector?

Obviously somebody with great integrity, determination, resilience, strength and legal knowledge and experience.

As the ruling ANC is likely to feel hugely disenfranchised after the August polls, we can only plead with Chuck Norris to be our public protector, as law and order are trademarks of his left and right legs, and intimidating him is impossible.

Please, Chuck, South Africa needs you. You have made the U.S. safe, and this is a job only you can Nkandla the stress of.


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