Dude sets up nude cleaning business

2012-02-24 11:20

Cape Town - A Cape Town accountant has set up a company offering naked and semi-naked services, according to a report on Friday.

The company, which markets itself through a website, was started last month by out-of-work accountant Paul Reid, 29, The Times newspaper reported.

After having to sell off virtually all of his belongings, including his clothes, to make ends meet, Reid came up with idea of offering services performed by naked or semi-naked household cleaners, cooks, handymen, computer nerds and accountants.

"It is not sexual; it is purely for entertainment purposes and obviously for the service," Reid told the daily newspaper.

"There is a third year law student who offers light legal advice and an accountant who could help you with your taxes."

He said most of the company's clients were men who preferred the cleaning services.

Two hours would cost R700, of which Reid took R150 and the worker R550.

He said he had 25 men and women on his payroll, some of whom work part-time and others who were also previously unemployed.

There were strict rules for staff and employees and it at the discretion of the client whether the jobs were performed semi-naked or naked, said Reid.

- The Natural Cleaning Co.

  • Michael - 2012-02-24 11:30

    Ha! Innovation

      Henri - 2012-02-24 11:53

      i can see campsbay and clifton needing alot of repairs !!!!!!!

      Janice - 2012-02-24 12:05

      Hysterical, I hope he gets very very rich!!!

      Mike - 2012-02-24 12:30

      What is their slogan? We will clean up to the bare maximum!!

      Vusi - 2012-02-24 13:39

      This is brilliant!!!! The man needs to be crowned Business Man Of The Year! I just love guys that can think and make money! Far better than sitting and moaning about a government that isn't providing for you! Give him the Bells Distillery!

      Mike - 2012-02-24 13:58

      Did this guy register on the JSE? I'll buy as many shares as possible!!

      Vusi - 2012-02-24 13:59

      @Mike There is HUGE franchising opportunities in this!

      Mike - 2012-02-24 14:03

      @ Vusi: I'm in!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Gareth - 2012-02-24 14:28

      And who said accountants were boring!

      John - 2012-02-24 14:40

      Where do I apply? :D

      yolie.Landa - 2012-02-24 14:46

      Yeah, whoever screamed accountants were boring was so damn wrong!! Lol Who would have thought? All those ppl who like being naked will get some money for it now

      Sidima - 2012-02-24 15:34

      innovation indeed. I'd recommend you guys checkout the website and service before commenting though. there are some kinky stuff these people do. with names like Diamond? This accountant is straight pimping. Keep up your hustle playa...!!

      Marion - 2012-02-24 15:42

      I once suggested to someone to start a topless car wash... male and female eye candy for the patrons... I reckon that could be very lucrative... cars being washed three times a day...

      Frank - 2012-02-24 16:11

      marion i was on the verge of doing just that but the wife wasn`t to pleased with the idea of me hanging out with topless woman all day.she said i`d be working overtime all week!

      Swapie - 2012-02-24 21:33

  • Jaco - 2012-02-24 11:32

    LOL!! This gives a whole new meaning to the word PIMP!

  • Nick - 2012-02-24 11:32

    CLASSIC! Brilliant idea mate! LOL! :)

  • jombo - 2012-02-24 11:33

    As the say goes "sex sells"

      dirk.smit1 - 2012-02-24 12:48

      In this case, "Nudity Sells"

      Mike - 2012-02-24 13:51

      Let us hope they have a indemnity policy for medical conditions during service? "Dad, thank you for residing in Johannesburg! At your age of 80 I would not recommend their services! However, NHI number *********3031 is not operational yet!"

      Assis - 2012-02-25 21:02

      Sex sells, horny buys.

  • Aston - 2012-02-24 11:34

    You see how desperation can be a good thing, brilliant idea!

  • John Murray McKay - 2012-02-24 11:36

    Handyman? One miss swing with a hammer and his tollie will be gone!

  • looneylani - 2012-02-24 11:38

    At least someone is creating jobs!

  • Moss - 2012-02-24 11:38

    Imagine handyman fixing your naighbour's roof naked..... I think it is just another strategies to exploid unemployed people into sex trade.

      TSR01 - 2012-02-24 12:04

      R700 for a callout, just to wear less clothing? That's close on twice the fee of a standard callout. Tell you what, at that price, you do 1 week's work, you're set for the month! R5,500 in a week for 2 callouts per day with 5 day's of work. Sounds like exploiting the employed, not the other way around! :)

      Marni - 2012-02-24 12:07

      where did you lose you sense of humour? His employees do this for payment and they decide to do so through FREE WILL. At least the "umemployed people", as you call them, will be earning a respectable (though slightly weird) salary, instead of standing on the side of the road waiting for handouts.

  • Yolokazi Lethabo Langeni - 2012-02-24 11:38

    Bringing the strip club home then. Watch out Mavericks!

  • laura.levatte - 2012-02-24 11:42

    Oooh I gonna get me a garden boy lol

      Sunett - 2012-02-24 14:38

      Oh yeah!! And the roof is leaking, and I think the house needs painting, and and and and !!

      Kim-Leigh Roxanne Oliver - 2012-02-26 01:39

      Lol, unfortunately no outside services ladies :(

      Kim-Leigh Roxanne Oliver - 2012-02-26 01:39

      Lol, unfortunately no outside services ladies :( but anything indoors :)

  • Tulani - 2012-02-24 11:43

    we all human, now what happens when one get aroused ? or both

      Mike - 2012-02-24 12:02

      come clean

  • Gordon - 2012-02-24 11:52

    Straight from that desperate housewives show...

  • Mike - 2012-02-24 12:01

    Well done.Tit of an idea.

  • dikeledi.pitsok - 2012-02-24 12:01

    plis have a brach in Gauteng

  • Nyiko Ngobeni - 2012-02-24 12:03

    Strauss former IMF boss says well done!

  • chris.steyn1 - 2012-02-24 12:09

    Business with nothing to hide.. :-)

      Nyiks11 - 2012-02-24 14:55

      But they are discriminating against my backyard BnB in Lentegeur , they refused to send their girls for a cleaning request

  • Darren - 2012-02-24 12:13

    I've suddenly forgotten how to change a light bulb. whateva shall i do.

  • KingQueenTours - 2012-02-24 12:15

    Stunning, Absolutely stunning. I wish you all the success

  • John - 2012-02-24 12:21

    You do not get greener than this and it is sustainable well maybe not

      Kagiso Tlhakung - 2012-02-24 12:51

      lmao tru dat

  • dnt07 - 2012-02-24 12:28

    hahaha! Brilliant! I just wonder when spiteful neighbours will start reporting public indecency to the police.

      berni.venter - 2012-02-24 13:57

      More like jealous neighbours : )

      Alan - 2012-02-24 14:12

      they should not be peeping thru or over the fence.

  • Dalai - 2012-02-24 12:32

    Perv's paradise!!

      Clint - 2012-02-24 15:41

      well wht abt the pple who makes use of this service

  • Khomotso - 2012-02-24 12:37

    I must get myself a plumber and i don't want semi naked

      dnt07 - 2012-02-24 12:39

      So you say that you need your plumbing to be checked? LOL

      Kagiso Tlhakung - 2012-02-24 12:47

      im ur man Kgomotso

      Khomotso - 2012-02-24 13:06

      I'll mess it up just to have a plumebr come by, LMAO

  • Liesl Wilmot - 2012-02-24 12:37

    Ahhhhhh-puts a whole new spin on "the Naked Chef"

  • sizwe - 2012-02-24 12:43

    This guy was watching Shameless. I saw this on an episode of that the other day

      Natural - 2012-02-24 22:46

      I sold my tv and all my belongings sorry did not see anything like that

  • William - 2012-02-24 12:45

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mr Min is my name, sparkling shine is my game, we gonna work together, build your home forever, things will never be same, put the smile back on your dial!!!! Very ingenious!!! There is a company in Germany called the Romeo cleaners who do something similar I think.

  • Akal - 2012-02-24 12:46

    Sounds like I'll be having more dirty laundry soon.

  • craig.wolhuter - 2012-02-24 12:48

    Brings new meaning to the phrase "Plummer's Butt"...

  • emokgojoe - 2012-02-24 12:51

    Huh???? *jaw on the floor* kwakwakwakwakwa prostitution has a new name and of course with cleaning

      Squireforhire - 2012-02-24 12:58

      My sentiments exactly.

      Sidima - 2012-02-24 15:37

      check out the website. you're probably right. why would i pay a bunch of girls to play adult nude games? they probably do "discretionary services" on the side.

      Natural - 2012-02-24 22:45

      It is so hurtful to read comments like this that is so untrue and comes from your thumb.

  • Squireforhire - 2012-02-24 12:56

    I can see this evolving into sex services.

      Natural - 2012-02-24 22:42

      No ,I am a professional and i will keep it that way a journalist already did a undercover call out ,and tried her luck with my staff and just got her naked dance nothing more.

  • John - 2012-02-24 12:58

    This gives new meaning to the phraze. 'TOOLS OF THE TRADE" You go Dude

  • emokgojoe - 2012-02-24 12:58

    @Preshen...give that man a bells

      Natural - 2012-02-24 22:41

      I will take it for Strip Poker night i won't drink it but i am sure the members will indulge

  • Shaun.groenewald - 2012-02-24 13:34

    This is relevant to my interests

  • Siya - 2012-02-24 13:42

    This business is not going to last very long, it undermines women and makes them look like sex objects.

      Phoenix - 2012-02-24 16:29

      *rolls eyes* oh please get a life.

      Natural - 2012-02-24 22:40

      Its a clothing optional service , so you hire a cleaner with clothes and it will not be your typical domestic worker it could be a model or rugby player

  • Kusleg - 2012-02-24 13:51

    And he pays well too...!

      Natural - 2012-02-24 22:39

      Yes my staff make more than me , but they do all the hard work .

  • DuToitCoetzee - 2012-02-24 13:52

    ....and who said you can't mix business with pleasure. At last it was...reveal...not to be the...naked...truth.

  • Gail - 2012-02-24 13:53

    Something entirely different. Never a dull moment. Do not have to go to Sandy Bay.

  • Brett - 2012-02-24 14:02

    Problem is, most people including me, look a lot better with their clothes on.

  • sean.dupreez1 - 2012-02-24 14:03

    Boring. I have done this 2 years ago and its been done in Europe since forever. That something like this would even make the news...

      Sidima - 2012-02-24 15:39

      so you had a boring business? or did you copy a boring European business idea? its all about execution my friend. not everyone can do that well.

      Natural - 2012-02-24 22:38

      This is a world's first all naked service co it made headlines around the world, i did not copy anything if its a world first , who offers naturist games from strip poker and nude twister , naked lawyers,accountants etc.

  • Helmut - 2012-02-24 14:04

    I need a total cleanup urgently

      AlternativeNews - 2012-02-24 16:17

      me 2

  • Alan - 2012-02-24 14:14

    i wonder if this service is tax deductable?

      Natural - 2012-02-24 22:33

      Yes indeed free accounting advice , it can be cleaning expense / entertainment expense for the business.

  • Se-a Spencer Ikeremm - 2012-02-24 14:15

    I take it the cleaners are people who are active gym members? I wouldn't wanna see someone as fat as me half/fully naked cleaning the floor or whatever. And are they shaved? Are their a**es bleached? There's just so much room for error here. Lol.

      Aston - 2012-02-24 15:14

      sis man

  • heita.hoesit - 2012-02-24 14:17

    You guys rock, i'm in stitches reading yall comments, whaaahahahaha

      Natural - 2012-02-24 22:31

      My family too , they like our terms and conditions "OUrStaff are for entertainment purposes and not sexual services. Our cleaning staff will not unblock toilets or drains , wash animals or perform any cleaning work that will leave them looking or feeling dirty and smelling undesirable! Soliciting prostitution is not allowed. Outside nude services is strictly prohibited."

  • gerald.jacob1 - 2012-02-24 14:19

    Good stuff, this is what we need more of in SA, basic innovation and common senses, see he got off his ass and did something, instead of blaming the Government for all his problems, good on you Paul, wish you all the success.

      Natural - 2012-02-24 22:30

      thank you , its lots of hard work , 17 hours a day

  • AlternativeNews - 2012-02-24 14:21

    With Naked cleaners , their is no place to hide the stolen goods

      Perfume5 - 2012-02-25 14:11


  • Tanja - 2012-02-24 14:31

    Nasty... What if the staff are not good-looking? Do you get your money back?

      Natural - 2012-02-24 22:29

      you can view their profile on the website , they their to do the service

  • Nyiks11 - 2012-02-24 14:45

    Do they accept party call outs to Hanover Park , Bishop Lavis , Bonteheuwel and Mitchell's Complain ? Hosh , kyk hoe raak die party hosh hosh . .son op my bru

      Natural - 2012-02-24 22:29

      We had someone looking for service in Mitchell's Plain today , its up to the naked staff member to be happy to go to M/Plaiin. I personally find nothing wrong with M/Plain.

  • Heinrich - 2012-02-24 14:57

    Dude? really

      Natural - 2012-02-24 22:27

      The 30 men and woman that works naked can have something to eat 2night including myself.

  • Mandy - 2012-02-24 15:02

    That's a Bust Duster rather than a Dust Buster

  • Wouter - 2012-02-24 15:16

    Bottoms up!

  • Anwar - 2012-02-24 15:33

    This clearly hasn't been given a considerable amount of thought.. What happens in Winter.. Then you can take him to the cleaners for false advertising

      Natural - 2012-02-24 22:26

      It's a clothing optional service so you could wear clothes and outside nude services is not allowed