Zuma calls for a speedy Second Coming

2014-12-28 10:35

Durban - Addressing a group of elderly people at a Christmas gathering at his Nkandla homestead, President Jacob Zuma called on Christian priests to pray to God to send Jesus back to Earth because of the many sins in the country.

According to the Sunday Times, Zuma had been speaking off the cuff on Saturday and claimed there were many churches in the country “sinning too much”.

“The sins we have today are more than those that Jesus came to salvage. I ask the priests to ask God to send His son to come back again to cleanse our sins,” he said.

“He [God] must send him [Jesus] again. This time we won’t crucify him,” he added.

Christmas party

Zuma hosted the Christmas party for over 5 000 senior citizens at Nkandla, in KwaZulu-Natal on Saturday.

“President Zuma handed the senior citizens Christmas gifts that included blankets, food packages and a Christmas cake, while a variety of their favourite music artists successively shared the stage," spokesperson Zanele Mngadi said at the time.

Zuma said he was delighted to show love and compassion for senior citizens.

"We remind them that they are very important and that from them we learn many things everyday. They are important resources of the history of their families and that of the nation," he said.

The party, which is in its tenth year, was held at Mnyakanya High School.

Zuma was accompanied by Social Development Minister Bathabile Dlamini, her deputy Hendrietta Bogopane-Zulu, KwaZulu-Natal MEC for health Sibongiseni Dlomo, Agriculture and Rural Development MEC Cyril Xaba and Ethekwini Mayor James Nxumalo.

  • mholthuysen - 2014-12-28 10:39

    And the biggest "sin" is Jacob himself...

      JannieDeVos - 2014-12-28 10:55

      I thought the ANC was going to rule until Jesus comes. Now he wants a speedy Second Coming. Could it be that our Prez is throwing in the towel..? ;-)

      Doomkop Zuma - 2014-12-28 10:56


      Ugogo Showerhead - 2014-12-28 11:16


      Stephen AndKathy Whiteley - 2014-12-28 11:29

      How can a man who is so corrupt and unrepentant ask God for anything except forgiveness? He should read 2 Chronicles 7:14 "if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and TURN FROM THEIR WICKED WAYS, ..." and make it his daily mantra. Unfortunately so many people think Zuma is God and worship him. Kathy

      Jacques Otto - 2014-12-28 11:29

      Typical...however unlike blaming apartheid....he rather asks for judgement day instead of getting of his behind and fix things. I mean rather than use the position afforded to you he prefers for the world to end....WTF. Also Zuma you must decide if you are a Christian a polygamist....a traditionalist....a tribalist...Sorry the party you govern has a communist arm....socialist arm and a capitalist arm so how do we expect you to take direction or a stand in your own believe. We moss believe and decide as it happens using which ever believe closest to justify out action. I simply cany wait for this president to go..

      Frank Reid-Robertson - 2014-12-28 11:43

      The sacrifice was for all sins. When he comes again he will come for his bride the Church (Rapture). Seven years later he will return with the church as King to Rule for 1000 yrs. It is already written and cannot be changed.

      Daan le Roux - 2014-12-28 11:48


      Jean-Pierre Paquet - 2014-12-28 12:09

      the cartoon from zapiro comes to mind.....

      lacrimosewolf - 2014-12-28 12:27

      Ja well for an ordained minister he is all over the place. Remember peeps how he blamed Christianity for some of South Africa's woes "Those were times that the religious people refer to as dark days but we know that, during those times, there were no orphans or old-age homes. Christianity has brought along these things"

      Henk Els - 2014-12-28 12:30

      The biggest sin is that this illiterate, dishonourable man is still the president of this country.

      fargone - 2014-12-28 12:36

      He of all people should be carefull of what he asks! he has no understunding.

      Du Toit Grobler - 2014-12-28 13:09

      Zuma sou gese^ het dat die wederkoms van Christus verhaas moet word - Zuma, jy kan God nie manupileer soos jy die bevolking van Suid-Afrika manupileer nie - God laat nie met Hom spot nie - Sy tyd is nie ons tyd nie - is jy bevrees jou opmerking dat die ANC tot by die wederkoms sal regeer al minder moontlik en waarskynlik lyk?

      Ernica Stanford - 2014-12-28 13:12

      Now we know why Deputy President Ramaphosa had to give the Christmas greeting to SA.

      Glen McKillop - 2014-12-28 13:18

      Can someone help us get this idiot out of the public eye? He devalues the rand by simply opening his mouth.

      Du Toit Grobler - 2014-12-28 13:20

      Ernica, In welke opsig is Ramaphosa enigsins 'n beter opsie vir SA?

      sthembize.zulu - 2014-12-28 14:23

      Don't judge says the bible; also the message is more important than the messenger.

      Siyanda.Mda - 2014-12-28 14:26

      "The sins we have today are more than those that Jesus came to salvage. I ask the priests to ask God to send His son to come back again to cleanse our sins." Mr President, this statement show us how ignorant you are about the plan of God for salvation. Christ Jesus dealt with sin once and for all. He dealt with sins committed before he came, sins committed while he was walking this earth and sins that will be committed by future generations, after he has departed (not dead) - up until he returns.

      Siyanda.Mda - 2014-12-28 14:34

      This headline is also not correctly worded. What the President is talking about here is not the Second Coming. The President is still talking about the cleansing of sins - which was dealt with by Christ in his First Coming. The President wrongly thinks that the LORD did not deal with sin in its entirety. Mr Jacob Zuma is flatly wrong. In fact, his cleaner, Mac Maharaj has some cleaning to do.

      Made Inthe South - 2014-12-28 15:51

      Don't worry Zuma783,Jesus is coming.Sooner than you think.Your end will come and you will be exposed

      Beatrix Kidd - 2014-12-28 16:02

      Guess the "Slow Puncture" disease has definitely eaten his brain! And we used to laugh at Bob Mugabe when he used to ramble nonsense... Our time of the insanity has come....

      Denver Sykes - 2014-12-28 17:27

      WTF??? This zuma character is priceless!! really!!???? what a pathetic thing to ask.. by way of prayer "nogal"" bwhahahahaha zuma, you are the joke of the century.. I would LOVE to know what the whol;e world has to say about this,, especially the EDUCATED leaders of the world..when he zuma, is ROTTEN with all his doings and goings on.. hahahahahaah

      Denver Sykes - 2014-12-28 18:07

      "and the great zuma said "And this time we won't crucify him again"hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..bwahahahahahahahahaha oh what an ignoramus you are zuma hahahahaha zuma..who is the "we" you referring to???

      C'est moi - 2014-12-29 07:14

      .............hysterical laughter ............ What is it with this man ???

      Adrian Bruwer - 2014-12-29 09:45

      All Christians pray for that, but this one boggles my mind! I'd be worried if I were you - restitution jumps to mind.

      Dunte Devante - 2014-12-29 12:09

      The sooner Jesus comes the sooner zuma will get sent to hell so indeed, we need to pray for a speedy return.

      Mike Heyns - 2014-12-29 19:30

      What in this world does he know anything about the com..........??? Rather keep my mouth shut as he is an expert!!

      The Anthony With Brains - 2014-12-30 02:36

      Zuma's going is more important than Jesus' coming

  • Paul Coetzee - 2014-12-28 10:44

    To quote Zipper himself. "The ANC will rule until Jesus returns." COMEAAAAAN Jesus.

      Henk Els - 2014-12-28 12:31

      Sadick, go and study the constitution. Mbeki already tried and failed

      Piete Koo - 2014-12-28 13:25

      Even Zuma by this wish, wants the ANC to stop ruling.

      Mike Heyns - 2014-12-28 14:41

      Didnt' Satan also challenged Jesus? And Dingaan asking Piet Retief for a visit, only to lead him into an ambush and killed him?

      Mike Heyns - 2014-12-28 16:10

      BTW, for someone in his "religious" position to start grabbing at straws can only mean that you exploring the last resort where not even your "pals" can help anymore!! The wheel turns, slowly but surely!!

      Made Inthe South - 2014-12-28 16:30

      Don't worry Zuma783,Jesus is coming.Sooner than you think.Your end will come and you will be exposed

  • Trudi Potter - 2014-12-28 10:45

    Someone s sins are catching up with him

      Sharon-E - 2014-12-28 13:28

      For that to happen, he would have to have a conscience. Unfortunately I hold no hope of that prospect.

      Made Inthe South - 2014-12-28 16:31

      Speed up slow puncture.Speed up

  • Liana Loots - 2014-12-28 10:46

    zuma the idiotic hypocrite. LOL . his lips should be sewn closed

      Nikki Downes - 2014-12-28 16:07

      Lee, we are expected to keep a look out for the 'wolf in sheep clothing, hiding behind the church'. There is nothing about this man that says he is not that wolf.

  • Rheinier Du Plooy - 2014-12-28 10:47

    and we pray for a speedy end to your second term.

  • Ray Kruger - 2014-12-28 10:48

    The devil must come and take you home.......

      Nikki Downes - 2014-12-28 16:08

      Lee, are you saying Zuma has faith in Christ?

      fragtion - 2014-12-30 00:09

      The devil??? You mean the tokoloshe!

  • Anton Van Schalkwyk - 2014-12-28 10:50

    Stupid has no bounds.... This statement from the chief sinner himself. What a chop

  • sthembize.zulu - 2014-12-28 10:51

    Zuma is merely admitting that the crime levels are too high despicable and gross in nature. Good to know the president has taken note.

      lacrimosewolf - 2014-12-28 11:08

      Well as President of the country he must sort out SAPS and our overall weak justice system.

      Ugogo Showerhead - 2014-12-28 11:36


      Joseph Shange - 2014-12-28 12:05

      Ugogo I am talking specifically about the men posting on these forums who are angry all the time, the rest of the guys who are having solid relationships don't care about this as they are happy.

      Ed Van Zyl - 2014-12-28 12:17

      And he being the biggest crook.

      Wilhelm Snyman - 2014-12-28 22:33

      Sorry, but one can't take this idiocy seriously... there is nothing inevitable about human progress and Zuma proves it.

  • Peter Jordaan - 2014-12-28 10:56

    Zuma is the laughing stock of the world .... how disgraceful !!

      Lets Go!! - 2014-12-28 13:01

      Peter my 4 children and seven grown up grand children all from four continents (not Australia) are sending me e mails referring to overseas publications where this palooka is constantly ridiculed. No real S.A people can be patriotic, and since Zuma started spewing his Christian "knowledge " and at last he is also making a fool of Tutu and is not repudiated by the churches i have become religious neutral as "the High Priest " cannot be trusted.

  • Lynda Tyrer - 2014-12-28 11:02

    Honestly the drivel from this man is ridiculous he is the biggest sinner of all what a hypocrit

      John Smith - 2014-12-28 11:12

      I cannot beleive what I just read. This guy calls himself the leader of our country? If only he knows where he is headed.......

  • Saul Bergman - 2014-12-28 11:04

    This guy is the grandmaster of stupid.

      adinparadise - 2014-12-28 13:01

      Zuma makes even Malema look bright.

  • Freddy van Wijk - 2014-12-28 11:09

    "This time we won't crucify him" Showerhead, how on earth can you say that? By majority vote of more than 90% it comes as no surprize that readers of a Sunday Newspaper voted you for the third year in a row for the "Mampara Of The Year Award" 2014. You have a minimum of two mandates. Number one, stop considering yourself "holy". Number two, PAY BACK THE MONEY!!!

      Nikki Downes - 2014-12-28 15:21

      He is just the most shocking man. Nothing he says makes any sense. And I wish he would stay well clear of discussing any religion in disparaging terms.

  • Andrew M - 2014-12-28 11:11

    This is now really rich, coming from this man. He should go around washing feet for the rest of his life.

  • Ian Murray - 2014-12-28 11:11

    Be careful what you ask for Jacob. The almighty has given us authority to govern ourselves with laws, perhaps you can stick to those? Does ANC rule until the second coming seem unlikely? Very possible as in the later days corruption and the self serving will be plentiful.

  • Patrick Massey-Hicks - 2014-12-28 11:12

    He steals. He rapes. He has numerous wives and girlfriends. He's a gang leader. He's a liar. No room left to talk about the sins of others Jacob

  • Bertus Pretorius - 2014-12-28 11:14

    @Joseph Shange As long as my tax money is stolen by this corrupt man and his cronies, I will always be verbal and never back down to call out this corrupt government's deeds.

  • David Ramela - 2014-12-28 11:14

    We seriosly have a comedian for a president

      Emone Nomore - 2014-12-28 12:27

      A comedian that can sing, dance and make puppets dance. Maybe Leon Schuster can persuade Zuma to act as himself in the next Schucks movie!!

  • Carole Hooper - 2014-12-28 11:16

    Really? And this is coming from you? MIND BOGGLING!!

  • Christine Mannsberger - 2014-12-28 11:17

    Is he really such a pathetic hypocrite? Nothing out of this things mouth can surprise anymore! I hope he gets himself ready for the second coming, cause he is like first on the list sitting on devil's lap, and it ain't gonna be no Santa story

  • Douglas Deerans - 2014-12-28 11:19

    The more scientifically literate, intellectually honest and objectively sceptical a person is, the more likely they are to disbelieve in anything supernatural, including god. J Pararajasingham Hmmm, now as for JZ, he is neither literate nor an intellectual. As for being objective, sad to say, lacking in that department as well. That would explain his obsession with a so called "god". It surely comforts him at night . . . Right, now for a cup of tea and my superman comic . . . .

  • Johan Pretorius - 2014-12-28 11:20

    who paid for the party?

  • Yvonne Bokkelkamp - 2014-12-28 11:22

    His name is at the top of the SINNERS LIST. The higher the top - the harder the drop.

  • Stefan Ferreira - 2014-12-28 11:23

    @Sadick. Our constitution does not allow for that. Stop posting stupid comments.

      Henk Els - 2014-12-28 12:37

      Unfortunately Sadick, the Idiot Party does not have more than 66% of the vote anymore, that means a real challenge for the sheeple

  • Jacques Jacobs - 2014-12-28 11:26

    "The ANC will rule until Jesus comes" And now their leader is praying for Jesus to come. Interesting.

  • Mark Heath - 2014-12-28 11:27

    How the hell did this complete and utter moron become President...... Absolutely mind boggling!

      Isaac Ike Ndala - 2014-12-28 11:30


  • Sonya Nel - 2014-12-28 11:28

    Coming from a communist..... he is not even Christian!!

  • Trevor Kent - 2014-12-28 11:29

    JZ you stated the s@#$t now so many are following you. You are the first evil. You put this country out of control and when the good work hard to correct your wrong doings you get rid of them to protect yourself.

  • Mark Smith - 2014-12-28 11:32

    Why does he always reference Jesus when he consults with Sangomas.

  • Grant Price - 2014-12-28 11:34

    Another great story from ANC Jack. Pity it is fiction

  • Piet van der Walt - 2014-12-28 11:35

    Jack you are confused comparibg zuma with a god just proves that you dont know the real God of the universe. 1652 was a year when light entered darkness. Zuma should declare that day as a public holiday.

  • ron.clark.75 - 2014-12-28 11:36

    Wonder if he even practices the 10 commandments particularly Thou shalt not steal and thou shalt not commit adultery Just get on wit some semblance of good governance, God needs to help all of us

  • Anakin Stealthwalker - 2014-12-28 11:37

    Showerhead has burped again: "Zuma had been speaking off the cuff on Saturday and claimed there were many churches in the country “sinning too much” :" How on EARTH can the churches be “sinning too much”?? And then : “He [God] must send him [Jesus] again. This time we won’t crucify him,” he added. So who is "WE" ? I really think the last marbles have finally rolled out of Zuma's ears...can someone PLEASE replace this FOOL that is our president - because he's a severe embarrassment to our entire country: EVERY time he speaks or makes a statement it's either pure garbage or senseless drivel.

      Nikki Downes - 2014-12-28 16:34

      I cringed again at every word you re typed here. Zuma is clearly off his head now. I'm sure Ramaposa will 'deny' all of this tomorrow as being 'misquoted out of context' again. In a way I hope he does as this reflects poorly on us all!

  • Alan Kennedy - 2014-12-28 11:40

    What he'e really saying is that even he realises that it is time for the anc to give up power - ["The anc will reign until the second coming of Christ"...]

  • xchemistx73 - 2014-12-28 11:42

    Garbage in garbage out.

  • Kevin James - 2014-12-28 11:42

    Bwahahahahahaha, what a joke!

  • Leon van Rensburg - 2014-12-28 11:47

    This man Jacob and his "followers" is sick in tha head!

  • Arthur Salvado - 2014-12-28 11:47

    Is this guy for real ? Lack of education can be a blessing

  • Johann Potgieter - 2014-12-28 11:47

    Religion is clearly not your strong point zuma. Stick to what you do best. Satisfy your own greed and lust. Chasing some ever changing and impossible ideologies that have been created by hate and vengeance.

  • Siyanda Mda - 2014-12-28 11:48

    The leaders we have are clueless about the Word of God and salvation in particular.

  • Danie Lutzkie - 2014-12-28 11:49

    (American Standard Version - ASV) 12 He that hath the Son hath the life; he that hath not the Son of God hath not the life.

  • Long Tom - 2014-12-28 11:51

    Big mac should edit his text before he talks,it would save the country a bit of face and also help butter nut with his illness-verbal diarrhea

  • Riaan Werner Van Wyk - 2014-12-28 11:52

    Zuma has clearly no idea what Christianity is really about. l suggest you leave Christ out of your devious little schemes you thief.

      sthembize.zulu - 2014-12-28 14:20

      Do not judge; says the bible. None but He knows who are His.

      Siyanda.Mda - 2014-12-28 14:33

      This headline is also not correctly worded. What the President is talking about here is not the Second Coming. The President is still talking about the cleansing of sins - which was dealt with by Christ in his First Coming. The President wrongly thinks that the LORD did not deal with sin in its entirety. Mr Jacob Zuma is flatly wrong. In fact, his cleaner, Mac Maharaj has some cleaning to do.

      Anni Upton - 2014-12-28 16:08

      pay back the money

      Nikki Downes - 2014-12-28 16:44

      Matthew 24:4. Do not let yourself be deceived. Zuma does not even understand How this all works. I ask you then how he can possibly be one of Gods own?

  • Chris Green - 2014-12-28 11:59

    I am dumbfounded no words can be said for or against this man

  • Stefan Grundlingh - 2014-12-28 12:00

    How utterly disrespectful of Christians and their God! President Zuma clearly has no idea what the Bible teaches on Jesus, how He has already paid for the sins of mankind and what the second coming is all about!

  • Nhlanganiso - 2014-12-28 12:07

    Zuma my president,my pastor,i agree with yu,there are just so many churches and yet our actions are contrary to Jesus teachings of love,peace and giving.

      sthembize.zulu - 2014-12-28 14:21

      Yes Nhlanganiso. And the message is more important than the messenger

      Piet Human - 2014-12-30 10:34

      Nhlanganiso, Please wake up!!! You must be blind to follow another blind leader. JZ cannot be a pastor in a Christian church! If you are not for Jesus, you are against him! Furthermore God is a jealous God, who does not tolerate that His name be used in vain!

      Mike Tanski - 2014-12-30 11:58

      Your Pastor? The man is a heathen. You set your sights way too low, your definition of greatness does not even begin to reach my definition of rubbish

  • bluffpirate - 2014-12-28 12:07

    Dunno what live in this moron's head but you need to start watering it twice a week!

  • Jacques Otto - 2014-12-28 12:08

    Frank hang on....where is this written. Is this within Christianity...Jahova you describe sounds Jahova witness. The point of this artical however is not to argue faith or to spread the word. It is about a President who calls for the coming of Christ as this nation and world is beyond repair.....however he is the one lacking moral standing making statement and bringing all of mankind down to his level of moral standing. He does this to show all are as guilty and wrotten as he is when in fact he should repent and step down showing remorse for his own sin. I can not ask repent on behalf of you nor can you on my behalf

  • Elaine Dewberry - 2014-12-28 12:13

    Mr Zuma ! We the people of South Africa wer promised that the ANC were going to rule until Jesus came. Now you are asking God to send him back to save South Africa !!!! are you trying to tell us something?

  • Archie Rautenbach - 2014-12-28 12:14

    Not worth a comment!

  • Robbie Novella - 2014-12-28 12:14

    The sins are more than Jesus came to salvage- REALLY? Obvious someone does not know what Jesus came to do.